Thomas Martin

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer grows you.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The average speed of fart coming out of your ass is 7 mph.

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

People are generally mistaken for rude or unkind simply because they have a low tolerance for those who no longer deserve their energy.

[God Posts @GodPosts]

Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not worry, not obsess. Just have faith that everything will work out for the best.

[stay chill @staychiIl]

50 shades of text me the fuck back

[Patrick Kane @DrunkKane]

Away in Nashville tonight. Flow looks fuckin sick..better be a lifeguard in Carrie Underwood's luxury box cause it's about to get flooded

[Thomas Martin @ThomasMartin34]

“@Tree_Otis_Jays: Built this bad boy tonight...#lego my #eggo http://t.co/k5hexwz3Ne”good work

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Islanders' John Tavares pulls out his own tooth on the bench. GIF: http://t.co/rySHqzltn5

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Victory comes through your adversity!