Thomas

As you were

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@ross_edwards92 @RyanHatesGovt Very good 😂

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@ross_edwards92 @Tango_Returns Sup

[Raff @BeersnBlues]

When you go and check your ride photo at Alton Towers

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤣🤣🤣 Wayne Rooney on the half time show... Never change, Wayne.

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

Madueke played more minutes than Saka, yet somehow ended up with zero G/A, whilst Saka had 6

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@PhilBrissenden @TheBarmyArmy That is ridiculous 😂😂

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@ross_edwards92

[Paderzz @Paddz19]

When Fosters drinkers pick Peroni when it's your round

[𝕶𝖚𝖞𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕳𝖊𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖓 🇵🇱🇨🇿🇸🇰 @KuyavianR4p1st]

"You can only buy as much beer as you can lift"

My Polish ass:

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@PhilBrissenden

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

“You really have to feel for Senne Lammens.”

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Blue Ivy on the keys while Jay-Z performs "Feelin’ It" ✊

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@PhilBrissenden 😆😆😆

[J @Jardz__]

Oi my mans still at it all these years later, he’s too cold 🐐🐐

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@ross_edwards92 @pgroubs

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

John Stones wishing Kane had skied the shot against DR Congo over the bar.

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

good news for Peter Shilton if they’re going that far back to check goals

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@ross_edwards92 @jonhotspur1988 😆😆😆

[cole @c_0L_e]

Maybe the best tweet I’ve ever seen

[Thomas @ThomasMB93]

@ross_edwards92

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

Jordan Henderson after being an unused sub for Mexico 2-3 England: