Tom Stover

Democrat in a strange place. Manic tinker. Gears…I like gears. YouTube @thomasstover6272.

[Terry Virts @AstroTerry]

If it is found that Trump‘s orders to destroy boats in the Caribbean are illegal, he should be recalled to active duty to face Court Martial…

Oh wait, never mind.

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@elonmusknews30 A. Unless “Elon is a Twat” is still available.

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

Ah, Absentee Stutzman offering long-distance pronouncements about what’s happening in our district. Don’t be a stranger! Come to an open town hall and find out how truly unpopular your orange idol is.

Thanks for taking time off from doing fuck-all for us to read this.

[Rep. Marlin Stutzman @RepStutzman]

Trump’s policies are pulling us out of the economic hole Biden put us in.

Northeast Indiana Hoosiers are seeing prices come down quickly!

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

Every MAGA R needs three things…

1. A dark suit for that conservative look.
2. A touch of grey at the temples for that distinguished look.
3. Constipation, for that “concerned” look.

Congrats, @SenatorBanks , @SenToddYoung , @RepStutzman ! This is your future!

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

After tonight’s ass kicking, what will Mike Johnson do?

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@SenatorBanks @iaproject Head racist in the Senate! Your mom must be so proud…

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@SenatorBanks Great shot. Meat and two veg.

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@KremlinTrolls It looks like his ass. Don’t need a doctor…

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@DyerbolicalDB @MrsRosefyre In Bruges

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@JustTheFacts_68 8 Brane Sells

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@LakotaMan1 Why not just put it on the front lawn?

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@KamalaHarris Please come see us in Fort Wayne, Indiana. You will meet and talk to incredible people from across the political spectrum. We are all worried; let us help you prepare for what’s next.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

Now that you mention it, Jim, we seem to be getting sweet fuck-all for the money we pay you! You could be replaced by a red-assed monkey with megaphone and a rubber stamp.

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

Here’s NPR CEO Katherine Maher on video in 2020, saying her ‘number one challenge��� is ‘The First Amendment.’

Why should the American people be writing her paychecks with their tax dollars? #DefundNPR

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

Here’s NPR CEO Katherine Maher on video in 2020, saying her ‘number one challenge’ is ‘The First Amendment.’

Why should the American people be writing her paychecks with their tax dollars? #DefundNPR

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

Chubby: check.
Addled: check.
Orange: check.
Insecure: check.
Daddy Issues: check

Yup, looks like Superman, for sure!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I guess they thought we weren’t enough of a laughingstock to the rest of the world already.

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@MollyJongFast Big Balls “are” o u t, possibly?

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@SenatorBanks should back the blue rather than the cop-beaters, doncha think?

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

Trump released cop-beaters and seditionists into the country, and you supported that, sunshine.

Shame on you, @SenatorBanks

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

@Missy10013Kathy …and a few hundred selfie-seekers near the throne. Big whoop.

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

Gosh…there are literally dozens of people watching!

[Tom Stover @ThomasRStover]

⁦@SenatorBanks⁩ … 5000 protestors in sleepy old Fort Wayne. 47 similar events in your state, all at the same time.

This is what the end of your majority and your supposed relevance looks and sounds like, Jim.

Enjoy!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Sunday to the MILLIONS of Americans who supported No Kings Day events across America, and found it hilarious that only a FRACTION of the people went to trump's sad birthday parade, silent and sparse.

They wasted $80 million on this.