Thomas Stocker

ex military, done a bit of boxing, jack of all trades master of none, really want to get in to the film industry

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Maya #winduckstuff

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"@NightClubFails: Don't worry, I'm sure nobody noticed it mate #NightclubFAILS" @trickytitmuss was you out that night

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"@Fact: Diet soda erodes teeth as much as meth or crack." @redcharli28. Smile

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"@Fact: The Brazilian Wandering Spider's bite can cause an erection that lasts for 4 hours." @trickytitmuss shay is sending me to brazil

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"@Fact: Your thumb is the same length as your nose." @trickytitmuss must be a fucker finding gloves

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@therock I'm writing something at the moment that I think you'll like, any chance I can get you to look over a bit of it?

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@TheSlyStallone how did you get rocky to film? I'm writing something at the moment and could do with some tips?

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"@Fact: The higher your IQ, the more forgetful you will be." @trickytitmuss explains my bad memory

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"@Fact: Retweet if you're suffering from T.A.D. "Twitter Addiction Disorder."" @trickytitmuss. Think we have this?

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@ImAshleyRoberts. What if that really works but I person in the world is wishing that no ones wish comes true?

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@LaceUpBoxing #mistake amir khan that is

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@LaceUpBoxing khan has a weak jaw, the whole boxing world knows it, why move him up a weight to where they punch harder? #mistake

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Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945, and The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?

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There is a Children’s Book Called “Go the F*ck to Sleep.” : http://t.co/KkoVSu2hzb

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@Fact

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12 hour shift with concussion after getting hit in the face by a lump of wood that fell on me today #notenjoyingthis

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What if oxygen is poison and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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@Lord_Sugar if they want to share the road then they must be subject to the same laws and the same punishment for breaking those laws

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@Lord_Sugar then in that case people on bikes should be made to do a safety test to make sure they can read the roads

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@EyeOfJackieChan i have been a massive fan of yours since i was about 6, got me in alot of trouble trying recreate your stunts