DUMBLEDORE:
“GRYFFINDOR!”
HARRY:
“But sir, I wanted to be in Slytherin.”
SNAPE:
“Sir, with all due respect, that’s the Sorting Hat’s job. And, you know student free will.”
DUMBLEDORE:
“NO, HARRY!”
“YOU WILL BE IN GRYFFINDOR!”
“WITH A TEAM OF LUNATICS"
“I MEAN, A TEAM OF WINNERS!”
“YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS!”
“YOU WILL HAVE ADVENTURES!”
“YOU WILL WIN HOUSE POINTS!”
“AND MOST IMPORTANTLY"
“YOU WILL FUCKING COMPLY OR I SEND YOU TO AZKABAN”
HARRY:
“But the Sorting Hat
DUMBLEDORE:
“IGNORED.”
“100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!”