Thomas

I'm a cool old granny, who can hip hop, beebop and yo-yo make a wicked cup of cocoa...

[Thomas @ThomGalactic]

@HoopsCrave She found those texts he had been hiding.

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@MargoMartin47 Why is that front player holding onto that man’s arm?

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@dkm14 You’re a piece of shit.

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@CCC75167010 @AesPolitics1 AI created drivel.

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@bendollz_ben @LeadingReport This was generated by AI

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Love me some Kelce/Swift PDA cuz I’m a #Kelftie

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@RiffTrax please riff on the film “Pegasus: Pony With A Broken Wing”
Which stars Tom Arnold in a tent pole appearance as the villainous, Uber-perturbed banker, hungry for land to build his strip mall! My wife and I love you!!!

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@smorganmoore @davstott Wow

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@Amber73992043 @nypost @JackPosobiec Yes

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@Hammom8 @nypost Hanging puts trauma on neck

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@PsychePlays Happy happy happy happy birthday!!!

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Am I not the only one who practically threw up in my mouth over the “Chunky Milk” Super Bowl
commercial??? 🤢🤢🤮

[Thomas @ThomGalactic]

Suspend your disbelief. Imagine that you’re a basic, normally intelligent biped. (sorry for offending anyone who is not a biped, which I know I’ve somehow done.) You are not particularly good or bad at anything. What would be a bad idea for you? Here is one: Hugging a wild bear

[前澤友作 @yousuck2020]

ZOZOTOWN新春セールが史上最速で取扱高100億円を先ほど突破！！日頃の感謝を込め、僕個人から100名様に100万円【総額1億円のお年玉】を現金でプレゼントします。応募方法は、僕をフォローいただいた上、このツイートをRTするだけ。受付は1/7まで。当選者には僕から直接DMします！ #月に行くならお年玉

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2019 is the year we
de-sexualize everything. “Is that your penis hanging out?!”
No it’s a Tesla Model 3 on its way to Mars.

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When is it appropriate to take down the Christmas tree?
Answer: just before Easter because you’ve had months to do it and the pine needles have broken two vacuum cleaners.

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Donald Trump says he’ll “be forced to seal the southern border if the wall isn’t approved.”
Uh... seal it with what?
A wall??
DT has the best brain.

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@rockontherange #RockOnTheRange