Paul Thommo Thompson

Messiah of British Ice Hockey *PARODY*

[Paul Thommo Thompson @Thommoblaze]

@DSBlameGame you forgot bus legs! Any away trip is bus legs!

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@DSBlameGame That's my apprentice! That's a classic #ThommoExcuse

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Wonder if I can report Moose's agent to Trading Standards. Was sold to me as Mr 92%, he's only at 91.5% at the moment! He's to blame

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@DSBlameGame should blame the owners, doesn't give him enough backing like my owners!

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Unexpected email from Tyler last night saying he was gutted with the result after being 2 nil up! Said he couldn't eat dinner because of it

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Tyler is a great team guy, everyone on the coach looking fed up but he's taking us all out for Dinner. Said he had an unexpected win fall

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Shit lost in Coventry again, maybe it's not all about me after all? Nah it's all me!

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And people call my Powerplay outdated! 2 goals tonight from a vintage era c.2005

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That's why this is my house! 2 down to level! #Skydome

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It's not easy for the guys to stay focus when @simmsey is standing by the bench looking like Dame Edna updating Twitter!

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Tyler is fuming on the bench. Blaze scoring first has ruined his accumulator! No dinner for him tonight

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Solid game except the two DOGSHIT goals conceded! Off to the house I built tomorrow! Might try and take a few of my banners home with me

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In the name of good sportsmanship we have decided not to cite Quenelle for attacking Hewitt stick with the back of his knee

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Up Early and off to Belfast. Hope there's turbulence, ready made excuse! #unsettled

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That's enough Twitter for tonight, off to study the game tape to see how we can improve for next week. Such as which players DOPS can ban!

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@Thommoblaze Failing that trying to get Jeff Smith over on a visitor visa, that should sidestep any Work Permit issues

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Trying to persuade one of my old players to come out of retirement & sort out Valabik. Just wait for Sean Selmser to finish his lemsip 1st

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If no room in #LeafsNation I'm sure the #PantherNation would welcome me with open arms once 'Hollywood' Corey leaves? Surely? #TeamHollywood

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Must say I'd be glad to get sacked The league has changed so much, I mean who has premier sports! My mate Simmsey was on Sky don't you know

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The way this season is going I'm gonna have to find some new friends to piggyback me into a role Wonder if Mikey B remembers me from Whitley