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mmmbop🎶taco bell🌮dierks bentley🍻 she/her. Trans rights are human rights🤍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Abortion is healthcare.

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Kyra has gonorrhea.

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Did you have to wear headgear when you had braces?

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Can you do the worm?

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Let's go home and get high cause I'm not gonna get in a fight over $1.75

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@tacobell why the f do you have a drive thru if every time I pull up I'm told I need to go inside to order 🙄

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The Chinese government made up pandas.

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Chipper chipper chipper

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Last one there has a crush on Lara Davis

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What time is dinner?

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Petition for @Chilis to bring back there smothered burrito on their 3 for me menu.

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Have a spooky Halloween yall 🎃

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🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

yoshi sadly throwing it back is sending me.

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Oh, there's flooding? I'll just go to horsefalls and buy out their sponges real quick.

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You know how they say "dumber than a box of rocks"... welp, I have met the individual who is in fact, dummer than a box of rocks 🙄😮‍💨

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Bye, bye, birdie.

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When do you lock the bathroom door?

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To the sweet girl that sat next to me at the luke combs concert tonight, I hope you get home safe.

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When you wait all day to hear @FlatlandCavalry play Parallel and they don't even play it 🥺😭

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You know, every once in a while you just gotta get drunk and watch your favorite movie on DVD

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I carried a Watermelon 🍉