Thomas Roberts

[Goy Gems @GoyGems]

Comic by @GPrime85

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Imagine a tyrant querying Flock data on journalists, activists, or rival politicians.

Where they go, who they meet.

No warrant needed.

Flock hands authoritarians the ultimate opposition research tool.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The Deflockinator 9000. Very useful tool.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Patient: "What are the side effects of the statin?"

Doctor: "Some people get muscle aches. Usually mild."

Patient: "And if I get them?"

Doctor: "We'd add naproxen for the pain."

Patient: "Does naproxen have side effects?"

Doctor: "It can irritate the stomach. Reflux, sometimes an ulcer. So we'd add omeprazole to protect it."

Patient: "And omeprazole?"

Doctor: "Long term it lowers your magnesium. Your B12 as well. We'd top those up."

Patient: "With more tablets."

Doctor: "Magnesium, and B12 if the bloods come back low."

Patient: "And the magnesium does what?"

Doctor: "Loosens the bowels. Loperamide settles that."

Patient: "That's six tablets. I walked in with no symptoms."

Doctor: "Could be seven. The statin can raise your blood sugar. We'd watch it, maybe start metformin."

Patient: "And metformin?"

Doctor: "Upsets the stomach. Lowers your B12."

Patient: "We already did B12."

Doctor: "Round we go."

Patient: "Is a single one of these treating something I actually feel?"

Doctor: "No. But your numbers will look excellent."

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

A window cleaning crew accidentally cleaned the wrong house after mixing up the address. They apologized, explained the mistake, and weren’t even asking to be paid for the work.

Instead of accepting the explanation, the homeowner said he’d already called the police and told them, “I’ve got my Glock right here.”

Mistakes happen. Not every misunderstanding needs to be treated like a life-or-death confrontation.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Brandon got it figured out.

[Thomas Roberts @ThomThumb999]

@MoiraRogow @ReviewsPossum And I had this work every week right up until 7th grade

[Thomas Roberts @ThomThumb999]

@MoiraRogow @ReviewsPossum Yeah, kinda sucked sometimes, but you learned the word.

How it was pronounced, how it was spelled, what it meant, and how to use it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Japanese Samurai approved:

These are the 10 BEST states to visit in 2026 ⚔️

1. Tennessee
2. Texas
3. Indiana
4. Louisiana
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Missouri
8. Alabama
9. Oklahoma
10. Arkansas

CNBC calls them "worst" = Real freedom lives here.
Leftists hate them = Samurai love them!! 🇯🇵🇺🇸

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

The funniest line from this guy is “We’re not forcing Flock on anyone.”
That’s exactly what you’re doing, @glangley.
And LOL, referring to an absence of your privacy-invading, forced-surveillance cameras as “chaos” is childish and pathetic.
No one is going to make a sacred cow out of @Flock_Safety Cameras. Get used to sane people calling your product crap.
That’s not chaos, it’s just intelligence.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

It's illegal to bring some plants into our country because it might upset the ecosystem

A SINGLE FCKING PLANT!!

Now talk to me about what 30 MILLION illegal aliens do to it

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

I'm not anti Flock because I'm pro criminal.

I'm anti Flock because I'm pro 4th Amendment.

[STORM NEWS 📰🗞️ @storm1news]

Barack Obama named one of our Navy's support vessels, Harvey Milk, who many users on X say he's a child trafficker

Pete Hegseth just renamed it after a medal of honor recipient...Oscar V Peterson

My vote counted... this is what I voted for 👍

[MadMan @RantsOfMadMan]

My Well Pump Died Last Night.

Went To The Local Water Spring To Fill Some Jugs For The Horses.

… indians Have Been Here.

Two Curry Stinking Chairs Dumped Right By The Spring 😡

Like A REAL Canadian, I Put Them In My Truck For The Next Dump Run.

My Fatigue Is Beyond Remigration…

[David_J_Bond🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @David_J_Bond]

95+% of ALL the world's wild fires are started by arsonists.
They have nothing to do with climate change. 👇👇👇👇👇

[Andrew Branca Show @TheBrancaShow]

My wife and I were reviewing schools for our kids re: our recent move out of Colorado, and we had to constantly adjust the published school "scores" for the inverse metric of "diversity."

According to the "scorers," "high-diversity" be good and "low-diversity" be bad.

Not so much, of course.

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

AI cameras on garbage trucks.

AI detecting "urban blight."

AI mapping neighborhoods.

Meet City Detect.

Another company promising to help cities "work smarter" by turning routine government work into another layer of automated surveillance.

https://t.co/qidgfZjMIj

#Tech

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

I know few people care about us in the Palisades, and that's fine, but it's truly mind-boggling how our city leaders have abandoned us, entirely. We're throwing parades while homes are catching fire & arsonists & looters are having a free-for-all. LA has become 3rd World.