Tobi Balogun

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[Tobi Balogun @Thoobbyy]

@ogunlewemoyo I have Sir

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@OurFavOnlineDoc Also very close to insanity because what? 😅

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@ibukun7070 Safe to say they were thinking of the safety of your next passengers 😆

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@ogunlewemoyo @TheOgbeniOpa @Mr_JAGs @Riddwane @woye1 Haaaaa Bestest news I've heard from any office holder in recent times. Kudos Chairman Sir, best of luck in its speedy completion 💯

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@westtrybe This thing has been happening for decades. I remember when I was little, we formed a group of vigilantes to stop people from dumping refuse in the midnight. This is appalling

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@Teeniiola Hope you're well now sha...

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My favorite Negan moment? When he teased Beta about the relationship with alpha... dude is dropdead funny 🤣😅

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@ichieEmy I have a car without dedicated fog lights at the back, so I try to be as visible as possible to vehicles behind. No vex

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@FelixNweke @RCCG_PR @chi__johnn Receipt dey, internet never forgets...

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@yabaleftonline She for no just talk this thing sha... Defending this particular government is too difficult

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How can someone scam me and still be using same number, and he thinks all is well? 😅 If only we understood the power of the human mind. May not be this year... but he'll pay!

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@Three_Leg_Bird @officialABAT Actually bought my own gas today at 100naira less than 22k ooo

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@DanielRegha @officialABAT Check the convoys... you'll find the security agencies 🫠

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@MuideenSheriff 🤣😅😅😅

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@Prestigious_Gt To say they're cursed was quite much

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Baby Omphile must come home safely😢
She is yet to be found .

Let’s hope for the best and keep sharing until we find her😢💔

[Tobi Balogun @Thoobbyy]

@Dammi_Esq Next to it is having a gen that can comfortably power it...

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@IkejaElectric This is blackout... not shedding. 3hrs in a day? And we paying band A? If we pay so much you must deliver without excuses please.

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@IfeJohn6 E shock am 😅

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Disciplined this boy for the first time in a long while... he didn't believe it. Prolly forgotten I could scold him 😅