ThorChiggins PHD

i have a PHD in Bird Law.

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@steeelioo @brimaz13 @js9inningsmedia I didn’t say anything about sexuality.

I said me.

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@Thefactsdude @washghost1 Pretty sure @jarvis_best is funding her congressional campaign.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

The Senate isn’t a rehab.

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@stanrlong @grahamformaine Is that Hugo Boss?

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@uncledoomer Did somebody say…

https://t.co/pb734FWCYH

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@uncledoomer Key West is a fun vibe, but that shack also cost $1.5 million in Key West tho.

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@PerryALPHA It’s planter in a wig, and he is going to role play “the burglar”.

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@AngelaBelcamino @HunterBiden It’s literally just this.

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@steeelioo @brimaz13 @js9inningsmedia When’s the last time you wore a hat in support of me? Me specifically. I demand you celebrate me.

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@TedRall You think they looked at the budget and decided to fix a fountain instead of dump more money into Healthcare? Do you know how much we spend on Medicare and Medicaid every year?

You should be complaining about all the waste and fraud happening, not that they fixed a fountain.

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@EarthFirstVoter @nytimes @Weasel9100 @nytopinion I’m just worried about Poland.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

A promise to vote against every judicial appointee regardless of their qualifications based exclusively on who appointed them is not how the Senate is supposed to work and indicative of someone who doesn’t belong anywhere near such a role.

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@lyndseyfifield @CurtisHouck “Uh yes, officer, but the rape was in self defense, you see…”

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@confuciusis1290 @KingBrokenT Should have circled Alabama.

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It’s true. Left, right center. People make idols of those that “do something” but it can still be cringe to those that know the truth… or the version of truth they were sold or wanted to buy.

This is honestly the first I’ve heard of this version of the killdozer story. But how different am I from someone who just found out that George Floyd probably died front Fentanyl?

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Honestly, the steak was in plastic at the store. And this is the good shit plastic that doesn’t make my balls shrink.

Guess what? Eating meet 3 times a week at least because you make a cheaper cut taste better will absolutely do more for your life than the imaginary plastic bs you think is in my balls.

Check the science on that. Recent studies showed they fucked up and a lot of the science on plastic in balls was because of their fucking plastic gloves they used during the test.

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@danosseasoning Butter in the bag police go 🚨

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@elonmusk @Indian_Bronson Amaze Amaze Amaze! 🪨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

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@mematt326 @Oilfield_Rando @plzbepatient I’m in Texas. I don’t ask for shit.