Thornton Melon

-The worst best person you know.
-The Wu-Tang is for the children!
-Musky Victor Mature-like scent.
-Buy Phantom by phone.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

Josh Allen getting introduced at the draft

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@AlZeidenfeld Al, an argument I like to make is "what is an hour of a person's time worth". The federal min wage is STILL 7.25 can you imagine telling someone an hour of their life is worth only 7.25? If someone came up to you with 7.25 asking to buy an hour. lol.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@Quincy57John @ewal_3580 @kotes21

[Dad @BxtchImWoo]

Me logging into fanduel every day, for 6 months straight to bet home run parlays

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@AlZeidenfeld Socialize the risk but privatize the profits!

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

If only there was someone who could do something about it. ah well.....

[Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand @gillibrandny]

Beyond corrupt.

We must ban stock trading for elected officials.

If you can move markets, you shouldn’t be trading them.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@ewal_3580 @Quincy57John @kotes21

[Furnace @Furnacepicks]

Whenever I have Cal Raleigh or Shohei Ohtani in my bet slips

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@ZachSheldon or they could just have a dude out there collecting money instead of having to download an app, enter your info, input a credit card, etc....

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@sheriistired @andlalune @WGR550 i forgot that have that weird dead zone in their lineup

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@sheriistired @andlalune @WGR550 ah!

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@sheriistired @andlalune @WGR550 That's the Sabres produced show, though right? Not @WGR550, which makes it even weirder considering the team brought them in to bang the drum and ride on the zamboni.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@Bulldogwgr Got to imagine this was all fake, much like the majority of "crazy fan dances" or "rejected proposals".

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@ChefReactions Stinger= STeak and fINGER

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

It's all right Walker already told me.

[ESPN @espn]

Martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died, his family said in a statement. He was 86.

Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate champion. He founded the United Fighting Arts Federation, as well as a style of karate sometimes known as Chun Kuk Do.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@AlZeidenfeld I don't get the tax argument 100%. Taxed in every state they play, plus if it were me I'd gladly take less $$ after being taxed to play for a contender than a bottom feeder. who's turning down a spot on the Dodgers over taxes, lol.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@26shirts already working on a KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce mashup

[Josh Reed @4JoshReed]

WR prospect KC Concepcion says his meeting with the Bills went well and he grew up watching Buffalo because it was his dad’s favorite team.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

He's pulling a Costanza Human Fund scheme! Money for humans!

[Reuters @Reuters]

President Trump said countries had contributed more than $7 billion toward relief in Gaza as part of his Board of Peace effort. Trump also said the United States will make a contribution of $10 billion https://t.co/QOVYwlJlNN

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@AlZeidenfeld people don't wanna admit that it facilitates upper middle class moving into "nicer" homes while selling their previous home for an inflated price, or refi for a lower rate

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@JeremyWGR yeah don't really see the "wild" aspect of it.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@BuffaloWins Oh man, the Daily Planet!

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@J_Potter Gotta be centers. Their stick handling in impeccable.

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

@JamesRadio The other guy? That's right: Doug Bodger