Cori Mak

It’s all gravy, baby.

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

haha

[𝕀 @vacill4tor]

😭😭😭

[ひ @LilCarlosKeeper]

Close that mf and crank that mf up to 500

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

when i tell him im cold n he doesn’t set himself on fire so i could b warm

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me:

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

life imitates art

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Jobs will call you back a MONTH after you applied… like I already lost everything

[jim @jimtropolis]

this dude would probably try and peel your face off like a chimp if you sneezed on him

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

seeing the silent video preview and then clicking on it to learn this was a taylor swift concert really threw me https://t.co/eRMTbzj5y0

[BURN IT ALL 4 RHAENYRA ᗢ | WNCel⚔️ @haniimhome]

Hearing someone say ‘female’ instead of woman in real life

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me when I've had my 3rd fake laugh and they're still talking: