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Life’s not like the movies baby | Eat your greens, Phil 4:13, 𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓼𝓸 𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

Just wanted to pin this. Happy lunch

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

Sometimes you’re on the other side of the net and you just give the other team the perfect set to spike right in your face

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

Horror will never be my favorite genre because it rarely features character development or characters changing for the better. They are mostly cautionary tales or tragedies. Personal taste thing.

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

My favorite hobby is checking the mini libraries for 2 seconds and then not taking any books

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

Horror movie overexposure as a genre is similar to the overexposure of rap in the late 2010’s. Especially as it pertains to the both being “genre-bending”

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

I guess I’m just surprised that so many are wanting to commit to marriage so soon

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

That 30 minutes in a corporate hotel room between the last conference session and dinner with your colleagues will have you questioning your entire existence

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“Must be willing to manage multiple projects in a faced-paced environment”

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

If the people who have ‘been there’ in life are impressed, that’s how you know you’re doing something impressive

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

I feel like a fucking chud

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

Lately I have been over explaining

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

You gotta listen to your body when it starts resisting going to work today

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

They see my lack of enthusiasm and think it’s a lack of knowledge

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

Does anyone out there think they’re actually not a little ADHD?

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

“Even a broken clock is right twice a day” has to be one of the coldest lines ever invented

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

[FreeThots @ThotsFree]

No choice but to play the game