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2016-2020 RIP Thots from the toaster ~Just Puttin Around~ #toastergangordie

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ITS REALLY THE END OF AN ERA ✅RIP Toast 2020

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NÖÖDŁESSSS DØD.

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I’m here 4 a 🍭GAY🍭 time, not a 🙅‍♂️straight🙅‍♂️ time 💯💯

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If anyone needed the refresher:
YOU
CAN
NOT
TAKE
A
RIGHT TURN
FROM
THE
LEFT
LANE
#imbecile

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I couldn’t tell you why when on Wildin Out they say “pick up and kill (and kill itx2)” I get so FUCKIN AMPED, but like I really am ready to start a riot and like throw fists #äČíD
🍬🔎👁‍🗨

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About to get toasted...in the Toaster with the best @missquinnava 💨

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It’s our summer- live by the Toaster die by the Toaster 🍞

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JW is wearing Cargo Pants with 8 pockets..And I just don’t have the heart to tell him The Motto: More Pockets More Pussy

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#HoeTip #ProTip
To get rid of a hickey:
Ice it
Scratch it (breaks up blood particles)
Cover in Green Concealer
Translucent Powder
Foundation
Pressed Powder
Concealer
More Powder

Get Rekted Kids.

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The Pride of The Fleet.

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"Junie B. Jones The Musical: my younger selves pussy is throbbing"- A.J. 🌰

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Hell hath no fury like the Period that comes after you thought you were pregnant: she gotta let it you HAVE IT #hoeprobs

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Hoe tip: instead of usin exfoliator just makeout with a man with stubble- your face will feel fresh as hell. Hoe tip or pro tip ammiright?

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Hoeing is an empire not a pastime

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"Today I watched porn to see what the dorm room looked like I'm stressing"- A.T.

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You know you're a hoe when: a piece of lingerie reminds you of a person...and is found in the backseat of the toaster

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Hoe Tip: don't feel like shaving you're lady bits, tell him/her you have a wax apt so you have to grow it out..#protip 💁🏻🌟

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"I deserve an orgasm but men ain't shit"

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When did we stop saying "Jinkies"

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Why is the term "Slap that Bass" common for playing said instrument can't you just play it normally without assaulting it?