Gar

accomplished pedestrian

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

She’s wearing a John Deere shirt but can’t name any of their songs

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@thefishicorn Didn’t turn out the best last time 😢

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

This is literally what they teach in sales

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Let us never forget this classic Ye moment 😂

[Noah Balk @BalkNoah]

Me: sends a snap to best friend of fish
Friend: you eat fish on Friday’s but have more pre marital sex than a whore in Vegas
Me: it’s called balance you peasent

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@thefishicorn

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

Cleopatra is closer to the invetion of the iPhone

⏳ ⌛️

than the Construction of the pyrmids of Giza 🧐🤨

⏰ 🕰 is fucky.

[TMZ @TMZ]

William Shatner Divorce Settlement Includes Dogs, Horses and Semen https://t.co/gImtanLsDG

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

Socialism is Industrialized Cannibalism

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

‘Scuse me while I contiue to keep on 🦿🧗🏼‍♂️🥵🪂steppin & flexing 🦾🏋🏼‍♂️🔥

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@cnelliy @ValerieRinken22 ❤️🥰, sometimes the fish reals you in

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@cnelliy @ValerieRinken22 If u keep losing the fish on the line 🎣, ya gotta switch bait, not fucking poles.

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@cnelliy @ValerieRinken22 Its grinder + basically

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@ValerieRinken22 @cnelliy 🥳😉

[James @CaucasianJames]

texting her “happy friday junior🕺” after not speaking for months

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

@thefishicorn Deal

[Gar @ThotsWithGari]

Me like the normal piece of shit dumb ass I am missed Ash Wednesday Mass

but I listened to

✝️👑 JESUS IS KING 👑 ✝️ for the whole time I biked and worked out today so that count Lord?

[POPPY O @poppy_ohsoo]

I hate when a mf say “it’s a quarter til 9”

Bitch just say it’s 8:75, damn 🙄