Egyptian Magician

Twitter sucks t̶r̶o̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶c̶k̶ girldick

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@Andywarski I can't wait to watch KC at work all weekend (how was my weekend? I'm at work!)

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@Channel404News @Andywarski @PoweroftheTruth The WalMart is racist guy is trying to point the racist finger at Andy whilst he himself sucks the BBC? He's a million times more pathetic than Ralph at his lowest. He's only one notch more dignified than CWC. Hopefully mama quartering won't fall victim to Jer.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@PoweroftheTruth Finally!!

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@J24800173 @PoweroftheTruth @Andywarski He's going to have to ditch the breastplate and use up all of mrs.warski's eyeliner.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@PoweroftheTruth Please do one as Foodie Beauty (canadienne) and Salah. It wouldn't even be expensive or elaborate but the characters also easily fit you & andy.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@KiwiFarmsDotNet I just want to laugh at retards in my free time.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@Andywarski Ralph: don't let these pansy grifters throw you off the trail. You know what's going on WE know what's going on. Take the BULL by the horns and expose this shit!

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@47lln @SabrinaAnnLynn It's "disdain" with a d. Your culture sucks.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@BigDickBarclay I am a lady and it is hard to do the pullstring. I can do it on the mower (I don't believe a charge would last long enough on electric) but I bought a weedwhacker that went to waste because I couldn't work the string on it.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@ZRDR_DELRIO @DAKKADAKKA1 Yeah but Marvel sucked the girldick too. I tapped out when shit was drawn in Anime style and things were retconned to give highschool Peter Parker a cell phone. Gtfo with all that shit.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@ilovepreserves I guess that mishmash means "man wearing a sportsbra".

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@ilovepreserves The only correct explanation: to bill an exorbitant amount of money for an unnecessary test.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@Doomer_Armus All of them unfuckable except Garak and perhaps Gowron.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@DAKKADAKKA1 As an old person whose seen it from Pong to Atari to the original Arcades, OOT is my #1 favorite. I quit home systems when it started being forced as in you can only choose this bullshit optio and then we'll play you a video. Just let me mash the buttons!

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@ilovepreserves She looks the same but older.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@SimpNeelix I don't even know what to say. Everybody under 45 could XXX and little to nothing will have been lost. I'm including my only child. I don't care. The species can fuck right off. You people have no idea how much you suck.

Anyway, tomatoes are the best vegetable.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@Suverok He might if it was a trauma/fear response.

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@JDKillSwitch Randy Orton might be more disgusting than Benoit.

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@NINEEEv Tell him to take solace in that he isnt a troon

[Egyptian Magician @ThoughtCrimeK]

@TransHomophobes MISOGYNIST
this applies to men who hate women and women who hate their own womanhood. I know you're a gay man, I know this is such convoluted bullshit but the bottom line is hatred of women. We all suffer but WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD. 100%