Logan

I said what I said

[Logan @ThoughtsCigar]

All these girls wearing Bass Pro hats who are scared to touch fish 🎣😭

[Logan @ThoughtsCigar]

Please stop raising awareness. I’m too aware. I’m in awareness overload. I need at least 50% less awareness.

[priya @realmfpriya]

i grow attachment from how we vibe and goof around.. not sex

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

home is where you trust the toilet seat.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

When I was a kid, being out in public in your pajamas meant your house was on fire.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I wanted to go out tonight, but the avocado I bought last week will finally be ripe enough to eat between 9pm - 9.15pm so I can't.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I'm going to start a vibrator repair service, and call it...

Inspect Her Gadget...

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

it's just weird, because it seems like somebody definitely touched my drum set

[♡ @astralbaes]

girls are perverts when they like you

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

what a boring planet. no fairies, no mermaids, no dragons… just bills & annoying ppl

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

The world: Literally burning down.
The internet: I really don’t think it’s Jim Carrey, guys.

[Logan @ThoughtsCigar]

@nick_underhill Awesome now we can quit the Shough crap

[kaj @kadinjanisch]

Rattler to Juwan for the td

[Barstool NOLA @BarstoolNOLA]

Okay Spencer, I see you👀

[Logan @ThoughtsCigar]

@Saints Rattler to Olave is 💯