Thoughtsfrommynotepad

pro suicide

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

succession script was written without ai btw

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

need to learn the phonetic alphabet because i just said “r as in rupaul” and the person on the other end started laughing…..

[n @jesusmokedganj]

I’m a dead beat cousin I hate family reunions

[sandy @satosgs]

stepdad has parasocial beef with a man in our neighbourhood who walks around with a parrot in his shoulder because he’s being “performative”

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

I consider making this character likeable the acting equivalent of bench pressing a skyscraper. Which he can maybe also do

[M-Jay🪅 @Jamesoflife]

Same way men brand themselves as ‘protectors’ while being the very same people women need protection from

[chris @shinacolada]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is delusional and broke

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at 29 years old still wondering what job I'll do when i grow up.

[#12 c. zachary chad @uzuumakei]

Can’t believe you left out the best part

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In Scary Movie 3 (2003), the sheriff’s hat gets bigger with every cut. It’s one of the dumbest visual gags ever put on screen, which is exactly why it never stops being funny.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

Jessica we are live😭😭😭

[𝙟𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙣 🦋 @floptwts]

this is so niche and autistic of me but does anyone know the song playing in the background.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>after Chinese bomb defusal kit turned out be fake

[stevie stevenson @turtle__mayne]

Dude I cannot stop watching this kid. This is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a very long time. The crow is unreal

[amara @cameoIove]

I think about this video so often

[Sam Tuero 🇩🇴 @Sam_Tuero]

This is how I'm walking up to the ticket attendant at 6:30 AM on Friday for the Odyssey.

[asher 🍓 @glenbrina]

the most serious case of you just had to be there