Mitch Ryan

• bottom shelf open mic’r • captain of industry •

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@ballin_mo Larry, correct me if I’m wrong, it was a cold day in hell when you’d get the ol Nike SasQuatch to stretch her legs out to these type numbers.. hope all is well with the family 🫡

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

eerily similar to the conversation I had with my 4 year old nephew

[Matt Schlapp @mschlapp]

Trump once spoke for almost 2.5 hrs @CPAC. When he was done I asked him if he was going to hit the restroom he said no. Then I asked if you was gonna take a nap back at the White House since it was Saturday. He said “I don��t do naps.”

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@natedeford stop it!!!

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

ur also not a total babe 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Dudley Brown @GunRightsPrez]

Luigi Mangione shot and killed a man in cold blood and tried to get away with it.
I, on the other hand, defended myself after being chased down and violently attacked. Luigi and I aren't even remotely similar. If you're comparing my case to his, you have some serious problems.

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@StickySnipes suicide fuse

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@davebfr Hester returning the opening kickoff of a Super Bowl was one of my favorite memories growing up watching NFL.. and this is coming from a die hard packers fan

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

😤😤😤

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

me texting my manager 8min before my shift starts

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[FRosTydaSnowMann🥶🔥🏆 @SnowGuRb]

👴🏻🤣😮‍💨🔥💃🏼

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@TheeOnly_Shadi only women think competition requires hatred

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@wmorrill3 @jeremyjudkins_ think how many fkn nerds they had to pay a salary/pension/retirement to, who’s only purpose is devising a program to solve a problem (shutting a trunk) that could be/has been solved by gravity since the dawn of automobiles.. only for it to still fail.

we’re through 🤣🤣

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@fasc1nate BAN MUSCLE RELAXERS!!!!

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

Finally!!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Have you ever bought tickets for a big game based on one price, but then noticed it ticked up at checkout due to hidden fees?

Economists call that "drip pricing" and companies use it to rip you off.

Under my Administration, we're putting an end to those hidden junk fees.

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@Criminalsimpson

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@AbbyHiggs @frankygcomedy

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@fagelsmb @frankygcomedy

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

@ballin_mo

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

“They’re down there, Jerry. I’ve seen them”

[Mitch Ryan @ThRealMitchRyan]

in theory, Alzheimer’s could also make u forget how much u love cigarettes

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Smoking cigarettes reportedly leads to brain shrinking and may increase your risk for Alzheimer’s