CrocodileRockLobster

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

The term “gooner” has really put a hamper on my henchman dreams, can’t even be a goon anymore how am I supposed to be a henchman

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Having a panic attack on stolen land

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Need an anvil for……reasons

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

For sale hog, never cranked

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Been listening to Leonard Cohen all day about to start my service industry shift, I will kill tonight

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

It’s bring your stripper that loves you to work day!!!

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

You guys wanna split an atom tn?

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Same shit different fan

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

No I can’t sext you rn I’m busy crocheting!

[Lake @_endlesslake]

Children are naturally enamored by trains. It is an evil society which does not build trains

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t flirt with me unless you know how to lift the curse

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

White people be like “man this ginger is spicy”

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

*trying to flirt with a beautiful woman “yeah thanks bud”

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

No one will tell you this but the secret to life is hanging out with your ex wife

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Computa tell her I think of her when I see the sunset

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

I’d put on a polo shirt to go to chilis before I serve this country

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Every door dash order removes part of your soul

[CrocodileRockLobster @Throwjo50]

Don’t be a quitter kill yourself on that Jetski!

[m @skitzocat]

im like if a dead horse was alive