Evan Smith

Pronouns: Braindead/Retard

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

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[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Guys I’m pregnant

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

New Zealand is about to have a real rough time

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Hummus is pretty damn cool

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Holden was being pretty cringe in Catcher in the Rye

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

I just go to AA so I can get the cool coins

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Hummus is pretty damn cool

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Me rn

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!
No industrial corn syrup, your play U.N.

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Please, Mr. Doobert was my father. Call me Scoobert.

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Most raccoons can’t pilot a helicopter. Most.

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

How many crabs is too many crabs? Asking for a friend

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Is it wrong to pet a goldfish? Well, I leave that up to subjection

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

People always say they want clear skin until they find out you can see their organs

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

How is Mr. Potato Head racist, he’s literally a potato

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Nevermind that’s just my blood in my veins

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Help I got spaghetti sauce in my toes

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

All must serve the cycle

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

Why does this vessel of flesh torture me so

[Evan Smith @Thrsty4Windx]

We need to liberate the lobsters. Come on people. Step up