THTeamLeader

Numberwang maestro who likes languages... and Hawkeye!

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@owainkenway Maybe a few trick questions only young people know so if you get them right you are instantly booted off. Some kind of tikkytokky language or something.

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@owainkenway Instead of requiring some ID and the privacy implications... all age verification should just be a series of questions no one under the age of 25 knows:
Who was your favourite turtle?
What does the 'save' icon depict?
What day does the green bin go out?

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@owainkenway I dunno. I found ignoring any epidemics and just paying the fine when it got out of control was a legitimate strategy in 2 Point Hospital so...

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@owainkenway And it's not like anyone would expect there to be an army of armchair photo analysis experts on the internet waiting to tear any image apart pixel by pixel... oh wait...

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Denmark hails new King, Frederik X (formerly known as Frederik Twitter)

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Come in...'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx

Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@danny_robins I wonder where the idea of an entirely blue man could have come from in 1999...?

https://t.co/PyGW88BsAM

[MayorOfKingstownFans @KingstownFans]

The news we have all been waiting for ...

https://t.co/MFNq9099Gb

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

Makes me want to watch it again. One of the greatest films of all time. #JurassicPark30 #JurassicPark
🦕🦕🦖

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Take it back to where it all started 30 years ago. Watch the original trailer for Jurassic Park (1993)

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@owainkenway What about whichever genius who thought it was a good idea to put the charging connector for their wireless mouse on the bottom rendering it useless when charging?

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Let’s focus less on ‘massive bird strike’ and more on ‘shredded duck’ as today’s special in the Food Court.

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

Fun fact: Somewhere hiding in this shot... could be me...😮

[Lazy Witchᱬ @scarlazywitch]

The way she bends her back 🔥

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

I hope this means what I think it means... @kingstown @KingstownFans 🤞🤞🥳🥳

[Jeremy Renner @JeremyRenner]

Might be time to start mental preparation for 3?

[James Shepard @jumpjim]

There is no hope for the human race…. 🤦🏻

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

Every few years this dumb meme resurfaces on my timeline just to annoy me I assume.
THAT'S NOT HOW HIEROGLYPHS WORK!🤦

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

We are so back.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Never gets old.. 😂

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@astro_timpeake "Rapid Unscheduled Departure" sounds like something @StansaidAirport would offer.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff of Starship!

[THTeamLeader @THTeamLeader]

@paramountplus Mayor of Kingstown! @kingstown