I saw an ad for a massage,
It's something I'd never tried,
I found the address in a back street,
And quietly slipped inside.
A girl's voice said "you're next sir",
So I removed my trousers and top,
When the steam cleared I had quite a shock,
I was in a fish and chip shop.
#poems
Trick or treater: "Trick or treat!"
Me: "How old are you?"
Trick or treater: "Nine"
Me: "So how long have you had the beard?"
Trick or treater: "Since I was seven"
Me: "Fair enough"
#Halloween#trickortreat
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Sorry, am I too early? I'm too early aren't I?
RT = Too early
Like = Never too early for Christmas
@ChristmasCount@OfficialSanta
@Handsome_Frank I may never get to be on a top magazine's list of illustrators, but this thread has certainly introduced me to some amazing talent to follow. Thanks @Handsome_Frank
@collateralds Done! ๐๐๐๐๐ I was brought up on British comic art of the 70's and early 80's but am starting to get into anime. I especially like the fluid line work in your initial sketches.