Valencina

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[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

" 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞. "

》Canon-adjacent portrayal of Valencina

》No NSFW

》I Don't write ships

#PMRP

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@ARM0REDART Hah, old bastard probably ran out of batteries while looking for ingredients.

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@rien2718281 5 Red coins

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real It's all so you can be a comprehensive and concise Textbook for my Ticket 🙏

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

Sometimes I dip Textbook in tar and use my Sezionatura Di Cervo on him and he screams loud as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@Matthiasmiddle1 Who the fuck does this stray dog from the Middle think he's mocking.

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

Matthia's brat left a cockroach in my fucking Corridor. Next time I see her I'm giving her a smack on the head with that Book.

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@Matthiasmiddle1 Try it. Most you'll do is give me a sunburn with that Relix of yours. Nothing a drink can't fix.

[Matthias @Matthiasmiddle1]

"Buddy, you ever find anything you don't like, you can talk to me about it. I'll always make sure to avenge the wrongs… no matter what I gotta do to get there."

Semi literate RP

No NSFW

semi-canon interpretation of matthias.

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@Rien1750132 Running low on power was he

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@Matthiasmiddle1 I'll thrash your ass so hard you'll have to make up some new rules in that scrapbook of yours just for me.

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real [And she's out cold. Must've been the liquor.]

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real This is why I can't stand you greenhorns who haven't had a taste of the war. You think I had those fuckin' pills while I was killing that Lord of Flies? No, but you know what I did? I fucking eradicated that pest like it was nothing. Since stealing my shit seems to be your thing-

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real ...What the hell do you need those for?

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real here's the thing, Textbook

you dont

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY OLD PARR

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real You're about to steal yourself something worse if you don't quit this shit

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@westley_real Take. It. Off.

[Valencina @ThumbSpider]

@Shiomi110872 Your brat doesn't touch my Corridor. Neither does the artsy one, and Textbook knows better. Who else?