ian t

Frontal lobe still in development

[ian t @ThumithIan]

I think from now on I’m dedicating my Twitter to stolen jokes

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*on a date*
*remembering that girls like compliments*
You look really beautiful tonight
*remembering that girls also like when you’re a little bit mean to them*
you fucking retard.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

the great zyn shortage of 2024 has reduced me to the pitiful state of buying 3mg and doubling up

so yeah, i know exactly what it feels like to be "trapped in gaza"

[kathryn 🐈���⬛🌸 @sharpkittyfangs]

welcome back OJ

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Patrick Mahomes now has as many Super Bowl rings (3) as Patrick Mahomes Sr. has DUIs (3)

Congrats Patrick!

[Jason Hayes @JasonHayesNFL]

Never change, Larry

[AB @AB84]

Fortnite know the Vibes 🐝

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE @StoolBackstage

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Ya well tell your daughter to meet me in the A gap

She may never run a 5k again

[ian t @ThumithIan]

Do not attempt to contact me for the next 24 hours, I will be flipping over logs, rocks, n shit in the woods and looking at the bugs underneath

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

really cool boobs do you wanna get married

[trevy @chillextremist]

Vape guy: Yo bro can you pass the elf bar

Nerd lawyer: I’m licensed all over middle earth of course I passed

[ian t @ThumithIan]

@Cambuski0 @ConnorKingsbur5 All this hate you spitting sounds like you a jealous hoe

[ian t @ThumithIan]

@Cambuski0 @ConnorKingsbur5

[ian t @ThumithIan]

@ConnorKingsbur5 @Cambuski0 If you don’t have haters you’re not working hard enough, don’t listen to cam

[Billy Mccusker @MccuskerBilly]

No weapon formed against you shall prosper.

[ian t @ThumithIan]

“I love kombucha”

Bitch you are micro dosing alcohol stfu

[ian t @ThumithIan]

I be in situations n shit