Jordy “Thunder Cock” Nelson

Pit Master | Wisconsinite LumberJack | Part Time Pirate | Trauma Survivor

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Omw to Cayo Perico

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No it’s not okay to gang 🍇drugged women but it’s also not ok for Lindsay Clancy to kill her children #pickaside

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Nein milligram velo

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@thechucklerman

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I’m on another level. Drinking Guinness in a freshman bar. Wolf among these sheep

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Going into the bar tonight with my fake just to drink water and DD my boys home🫩#bouse

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@GPopSr_ Elite reference

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Aaaaand it’s picked. #nflisscripted

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Fire Matt LaFleur

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Historians will remember this day as the Kirkmare before 9/11mas

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@CarmichaelCaine Genuinely best game of the season so far

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Hear me out, Kirkaversary is the pre game for 9/11

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@thechucklerman @Owen1329771 Can Confirm

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So sad because Malachi Coleman is 100% transferring to a better receiver school after being the Badgers only receiving hope

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Racially motivated dishwasher

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Israel when it comes to planting sports betting, buzz balls, and ultra processed foods into American society:

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Watching sportsball and drinking poison in my Star Wars socks #goyim

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@cigarettesummer Can confirm. This is accurate

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RIP Dolly Parton… Time to black out on a Tuesday!

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Foids explaining why they have 3M snap score saying “but I’ve had it since 3rd grade”