𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►►

—Portrayal is Early 20s.
—MDNI.
—NSFW Present.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

https://t.co/BaODJ6xeDI

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

They wrote my full name on my order.

Add one more to the enemies list.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Need a medical professional to explain to me the legitimacy of the Saw movies.
Who the hell likes these?

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Man, some of you are using some insanely huge words and my brain runs at a milionmilesaminutewhat were you saying?

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Just told a meta they got Flashed and they laughed at me, I just beat your ass???

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Beep Beep, your door dash is here.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Rents a little tight.
Someone got a job for an aspiring talent?

id list em, but there's alot.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

When they say ive got them on Speed Dial,
they're talking about me.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Speedster Saturday, where we all celebrate me.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Summer must be finally ending
because I think I might be falling for you. 🫵

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

You dont know a real struggle until you've stomached 20 Five Hour energies and feel nothing. I should be dead.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Don't the police do anything, there were 10 dispatches in the last hour, three left, and I solved seven of em'.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

What do you mean you mean they need a confidential package delivered across the Atlantic in less than an hour ! It's beeping !

[࿐ * 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 ☄️ @gayofsteel]

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[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Lets take it slow is a very difficult phrase for me.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Pointless, they really need to save those materials, it's so wasteful.

[Jinx @HexingSorceress]

"It's like a trophy. It serves no purpose except to look nice."

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

I want a villain that's a baddie.

I'm out here fighting psychic gorillas and old guys in parkas in 100 degree weather while Batman is worried about getting cooties from a cat burgular!?

The world is so cruel.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Then what's the point?

Hard enough having to lug around car keys that fit in your pocket, well for most people id assume not that I have to drive.

Agh, I just don't get it, IT'S SO NOVEL.

[Jinx @HexingSorceress]

You dont actually /use/ the key.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

Can we have a moment to talk about the key to the city?
Like, what does it do? There's no keyhole that big.

[𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 ►►► @ThunderousSpeed]

How the hell did I consume TWO large pizzas and still feel the need to eat something else?
It's a blessing and a curse.