Sam Johnson

All I remember is like, pink jelly

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Abortion Law Would Force Women To Leave Choice Up To High Stakes Wheel Of Destiny https://t.co/HWiBWc8dp6

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

The Free 1.4 Update for Stardew Valley will come to PC on November 26th. Console & mobile to follow soon after. More info here: https://t.co/OmMCacvinQ

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

If you want to have a good morning cry, watch WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Ryan Zimmerman talk about the city of Washington, DC.

#CHAMPS // #FIGHTFINISHED

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

🗣 #CHAMPS ARE HERE!

#WorldSeries // #FIGHTFINISHED

[Sam Johnson @Thundr_Chunky]

@grlwholvd Morning View - Incubus
Power of Life - BRADIO

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

For every RETWEET OF THIS TWEET we will donate $1 to
@COGorg.

Today is the last day to help us #KickChildhoodCancer. GO GO GO! 💛

[Sam Johnson @Thundr_Chunky]

@sexymellophone OMG I felt the same way - I clearly remember asking Gabe for a hug as a freshman in October because it had been weeks since I had had a good one

[Corps Scores @CorpsScores]

② #DCI2019 #DCIPrelims
07-BlueKnights-91.475
08-BlueStars-90.85
09-Cadets-90.1
10-Mandarins-88.85
11-Phantom-87.375
12-Crossmen-87.163

[Corps Scores @CorpsScores]

① #DCI2019 #DCIPrelims
01-Bluecoats-97.65
02-BlueDevils-97.55
03-SCVanguard-96.238
04-Crown-95.938
05-Cavaliers-94.25
06-Boston-94.225

[Otakon @Otakon]

Could Crabby be getting a new friend?!?

[Sam Johnson @Thundr_Chunky]

just @ me next time geez

[Otakon @Otakon]

ONLY 6 SAYD TO OTAKON.

(it only took God 6 days to create the universe; you can probably finish your cosplay)

[Madison Scouts @madisonscouts]

After 81 years of history, a new tradition begins. https://t.co/7rIwXnB5s2

[Corps Scores @CorpsScores]

Detroit MI #dci2019
Bluecoats-71.15
Crown-70.9
Boston-70.05
Cadets-67.1
BlueStars-65.45
Phantom-63.25

[Sam Johnson @Thundr_Chunky]

this trend of boot spats needs to stop RIGHT NOW #DCI

[Mumbo Jumbo @ThatMumboJumbo]

Hey @TeamYouTube , @YouTube

A company is systematically copyright claiming every video I have ever made, despite me owning the rights to all music used in them. Please tell me I don't have to manually dispute all 1800 claims.

Please Retweet. YouTube, your system is broken.

[Sam Johnson @Thundr_Chunky]

@sexymellophone @dominos @dpdough I LOST 90 POINTS BCUZ OF THIS

[Robert Irvine @RobertIrvine]

Contest for the return of #RestaurantImpossible - 1. RT this & 2. Tweet your worst restaurant experience (using #RestaurantImpossible). If we get 4200 RTs I'll give one random winner a round trip for two to my restaurant in Las Vegas or the set of R:I (open to US only/must be 21)

[Aleea Caceres @aleeacaceres]

This is my grandma. About 3 years ago my grandpa pasted away and to try to cope she started making necklaces. She’s tried to sell them on eBay but no one will buy them. She can make them any size, style, and color/pattern. They are $10 pls buy some or rt to spread the word:)

[Did Duke Win? @diddukewin]

NO. 67-68 https://t.co/LCKD7TBBTU