Thirsty Thurston

What happened last night? #thurstonprobs #gwu

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

@Andraapop #thurstonprob if I ever saw one

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

"@IDrinkIFuck: Does the liquor store deliver yet?"

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

"@IDrinkIFuck: if you remember what happened at the last party you attended, you didn't drink hard enough" #thurstonprobs

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Siting next to my frat brother behind a girl we both hooked up with #awk #thurstonprobs

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Holy cold as fuck, I thought we were in the south? #thurstonprobs

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Right now I bet Barak is getting it

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

There's some kinky shit goin on in the room next to me #thurstonprobs

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

I feel like there was something really important today ....

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Roommate has been having some intense sounding sex for hours #thurstonprobs #getit

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Already...... #thurstonelevator #thurstonprobs

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

I wish my parentsbwere as easy to get by as the thurston security when I'm drunk

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Whoever just sent upd to knock on my door at 2 am mid finals week can go straight to hell #fuckyou

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

These health freaks holding up the smoothie line ducking suck

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

@katfishrod btw which floor do you think it came out of

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

"@katfishrod: @Thurston_Probs hate to be that bitch, but you're a fucking idiot." #thurstonprobs

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

@katfishrod bottles away

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

@katfishrod heads up

[Thirsty Thurston @Thurston_Probs]

Let's go booty calls