themme

such little time

[themme @thymkme]

I don’t think I’ll ever forget this MIKE concert man

[dean 🧑‍💻 @dntessaro]

academic linguist: what's the etymology on that
guy obsessed with japan: mmmm edamame

[themme @thymkme]

a linguist chatting with his colleague: but what's the etymology on that. a distant white man obsessed with japan: mmmm edamame

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[themme @thymkme]

@asoookha Love u dawg

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[FOREVER THERAPY @FOREVERTHERAPYx]

You could take 3 L's straight and still take it to 7

[themme @thymkme]

@benjamin_____u could say the same thing about the jays 💔

[🐻‍❄️ Ursus maritimus 🐻‍❄️ @inviolatelight]

real canadaboos know the magic of Hamilton, Ontario

[Raptors 905 @Raptors905]

THAT'S HOW YOU'RE FEELING?!?!?!

[themme @thymkme]

@oof_god_44 My keyboard in the background getting ready to be a victim of your sticky hands

[victoria 🌦️ @vickyickystink]

Your low end isn't 'muddy'—it's jam packed with your love. And honestly, that's the way to go.

[Baseball Performances @MLBPerformances]

Trey Yesavage 7 IP, 1 H, 12 K vs LAD 2025 World Series Game 5.

[oof_god_44 @oof_god_44]

am I sad or did I forget to eat!!! only sitting on the couch for three hours can resolve this dilemma

[themme @thymkme]

@amosdotsys thats sick lol

[themme @thymkme]

@oof_god_44 oh my goodness gracious

[mike @kashermike]

I know Plaqueboymax trying hard asf to fw xaviersobased album

[oof_god_44 @oof_god_44]

The Duke of Tennis who has a really small tongue : I'm Duke Dennis

[themme @thymkme]

@oof_god_44 thats how you achieve enlightenment #expand