Tia Colleen

Simplicity, Peace, Dreadlocks, Lupus, Military Spouse, Mama Love x5, Hiking, Bubbles, & Cats.

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Seize the time !
@nadiawangning @CorrieShigeta @StefanieNieto @GlaspeyJessica @CharlotteShim @Effjaay @milkandmixtapes @Mothusiib @Lissia_b @TheLovelySmith

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Seize the time !
@CorrieShigeta @StefanieNieto @greatfulmermaid @CharlotteShim @Effjaay @itsjustmeganx @lcasa90125 @Mothusiib @Lissia_b @thekbfam

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Seize the time !
@CorrieShigeta @StefanieNieto @greatfulmermaid @CharlotteShim @Effjaay @itsjustmeganx @lcasa90125 @Mothusiib @Lissia_b @thekbfam

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When you vacuum the whole entire house and feel like a total boss! But then you finally get to sit down, and all you can see is the ONE piece of popcorn you missed.

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Hey, soooo, @TheEllenShow, do you ummm, remember the booty slap?? Because: please say yes. I can’t find the song anywhere. And it was kind of a way of life for me and my friends. You maybe did it for a radio station in Portland? Any of this ringing a bell?

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When you know that something came up abnormal on your lab work but you can’t get ahold of the nurse to tell you what it is. So you imagine the absolute worst. Low iron? b12? Cancer? Its cancer isn’t it. Goodbye world.

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Unsweetened herbal tea is really just warm scented water. #notcoffee #beinghealthysucks #NewYearsResolution #thistasteslikenothing #imisscoffee

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I'm not even 4 hours into my first fast, and I'm already making eyes at a candy cane from across the room. Lusting after Christmas sweets. #IntermittentFasting #24hourfast #candycanesarelife

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The credits have an entire section dedicated to "terrorists", hahaha wtf?! #DieHardLiveTweet

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Greatest slow motion death fall ever goes to Hans. #DieHardLiveTweet

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Her hair. Is still. Perfect. ...aquanet? #DieHardLiveTweet

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Has anyone noticed all of the similarities between #DieHard and #jurrassicpark? I'm talking helicopters. I'm talking waterfalls. I'm talking guns. I'm talking people wearing filthy tank tops. I'm talking "shoot hah, shoooot haaaah". #DieHardLiveTweet

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Aaaaand he just fire hose bungee jumped off of an exploding building. Barefoot. Bleeding. And out of cigarettes. #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie #DieHard #DieHardLiveTweet

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Wait, where are all of these helicopters coming from?? #DieHardLiveTweet

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What? No. No way would Hans have recognized the McClain kid based off the photo on the desk. I can't even remember what my neighbors look like. #DieHardLiveTweet

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I don't know what c4 looks like, or how much is too much, but I feel like that's an excessive amount? #DieHardLiveTweet

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10:30 on Christmas night, and me and my 5 kids are up watching die hard. We are so American. #DieHard #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie #DieHardLiveTweet

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I stepped on a lego once. So I feel like John McClain and I are basically the same. #diehard #DieHardLiveTweet #lego #momlife

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His shirt just went from brown to green. It just keeps changing colors. The John McClain mood shirt. It turns green when he runs out of cigarettes. #DieHard #DieHardLiveTweet

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It's like a ballet of bullets- nobody is even flinching at the shards of glass or debri #DieHardLiveTweet