María Yorkshire

if you can’t laugh at a joke then you are the joke

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

I treat the 3 most important people in my life like the holy trinity, but one of them has changed so much over the years that its like they’ve been lobotomized and i have to hold back my tears when around them

[sonya 🐝 🇺🇦 @soufflewaffle]

“he looks so cute” he just ate someone btw.

[vernaxes @verzasah]

IMMA START SAYING THIS LMFAOOOOOOO

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

How it feels to ignore 3 upcoming presentations

[MekuMeku @Mekumek]

Genuinely how it feels having things to do and simply deciding to do it later

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

Looked at the young old guy “oh shit he looks like brad pitt” then i grew even more sure and had to search it up

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

I remember watching benjamin button and i was almost an hour in when i realized the guy playing him was brad pitt

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

I fixed it yesterday just to accidentally break it eating my finger and the dentist redid it for free 🥹

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

On may 28th 2015, my sister pushed me into the kitchen floor and chipped my tooth now I have to get it replaced every 3 years

[🇦🇫 @M1L4GR03]

Chillest Arabic insult.

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

i remember one comment trying to excuse him by saying "hes 15 he cant work" he laughed at it then said hes 21

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

i like to watch this egyptian guy stream himself playing gta 5 on his pc from his phone and he streams for whole days on his moms house and expects to get a million followers

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

he has droopy eyelids and people think he wears a mask when he was just born like that, people ask him if he works and he dodges the question by saying "the whole country works, man" then streams at 4 am, i only watch him to pretend like my life is better when it barely is

[roku @rokuxvii]

pro tip just get in shape so you can justify having unusual/weird hobbies

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

when i thought god let me get away with my crimes but instead he punishes me with a lifetime of guilty conscience

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

My days felt comfortable back when I mourned

[bo baby (fae) @semeallele]

all the different ways people describe eren jaeger

[ClauroSockpuppet 🥩 @Claurophobia]

Homelander, the prince of breath.

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

@ddkoko_ You drop tears when you aren’t allowed to play in the mud, dont fucking talk to me

[María Yorkshire @Tibialon]

I fear tomorrow ill be crying