TicBot

Changing the world one tic at a time when you least expect it. I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere and I love biscuits.

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Catnip dungarees Armageddon.

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Shall we go skiing in Africa?

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Baked beans or Spandex? Choose.

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Can you move the wall away from the window? It’s a bad influence.

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Happy birthday legs.

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I'm resident philanthropist at a cheese factory.

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There's a pinch of Christmas in my tree.

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God hates Christmas.

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Noel Coward Appreciation Horse

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I gave a spirited performance on Mastermind.

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Percrane, it’s like a penguin and a crane

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Agricultural Assassination Scheme

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Pat a cactus.

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Joy Division killed your soul.

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Crimean war or chips? Choose.

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Stand up, clap hands, shout conkers.

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Brush your hair with salad dressing.

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Do you want to milk a rabbit?

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I’m three individual Tories trying to rob the state of its wealth.

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Sooty speaks to Simon.