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Breaking Venezuela News…

It can’t be that difficult for Delta Force to kidnap a 63yr old man in his own house. There’s a least 6 chances a night when he gets up to take a piss…

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Breaking Budget News…

The UK doesn’t need a Chancellor, pass the job to the County Lines Drug Dealers. They run a nationwide business that provide local jobs, high profits and on-time deliveries…

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Breaking Budget News…

A UK budget is like being tied naked to a post during a Viking raid, with a big red target on your arse…

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Breaking Budget News…

Chancellor Rachel Reeves thought that “Fiscal Drag” was a transgender librarian telling stories to kids…

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Breaking Budget News…
A UK budget is when a bankrupt government demands money from its creditors…

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Breaking Strike News…

A man trying to commit suicide has been lying on the rail tracks of the Victoria Line since last Sunday night…

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Breaking NHS Data News…

The UK Mortality League Tables have just been released. Norwich came last, even some of the visitors died…

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Breaking Notting Hill Carnival News…

Record numbers of people at Notting Hill were cautioned for not doing drugs…
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Breaking Exam Results News

I love the way English Students celebrate 2 D’s and an E… “YEEAAAHHHH!”
Japanese kids kill themselves out of shame for 2 A’s and a B…. “I die for Emperor…!”

#BreakingNews #examresults2025

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Breaking Notting Hill Carnival News…

Police have advised that plastic cutlery will be widely available at this years carnival, so please leave your knives, forks and machetes back at the ghetto…

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Breaking Jurassic World Rebirth News…

You’d never guess this movie was shot in Thailand. Not a massage parlour in sight.

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Breaking Jurassic World Rebirth News…

Things have changed in this latest iteration of Jurassic Park. Now the actors look fake and the dinosaurs look real…

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On This Day - Jul 24th
what to believe...?
1974 Watergate Tapes Released...
The US Supreme Court order that the Watergate Tapes must be handed over to the Prosecutors, and not just selected transcripts. Called the “Smoking Gun Tapes” they sealed the fate of Nixon’s Presidency. The sound activated tape recorders had been installed into the White House by Nixon...proving he knew of the Watergate break-ins...

1969 Moon-men return...but from where...?
Apollo 11 astronauts flying back from the moon, at the last minute due to “storms” they change the landing site by over 200 miles...! Parachutes were deployed and the Columbia lands upside down. But don’t worry, they deployed flotation bags, that righted the craft.
And yet in 2024 two Astronauts spent 9months stuck in space, due to “complications”, and yet the Apollo 11 returns from the moon on it’s first attempt...
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On This Day - Jul 23rd
Treason laced with good intentions
1944 Bretton Woods Conference Ends
Foreign currency is pegged to the dollar, which is tied to a fixed gold rate of $35/oz. It’s an international central banking take-over. In 3weeks 44 Nations define a new international monetary and financial order. The UK represented by John Maynard Keynes, the “father of macro-economics” - that's big spending governments theory...and all this as WW2 still rages on...!
The rot starts here...

1945 Marshal Petain trial Starts...
French hero of WW1, but collaborator in WW2. Petain ran the infamous Vichy Government during WW2 supporting the German invasion. At the age of 88years, he stands accused of Treason. He will be sentenced to life imprisonment, and is only released near the end of his life...aged 95.
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On This Day - Jul 22nd
The captives...
1992 Pablo Escobar Escapes Prison
The Drug lord was in prison...having accepted a 5year jail term, but as one of the worlds richest men, the Columbian Authorities let him build his own Prison - which included a bar, waterfall and a jacuzzi. But Escobar continued his business from his new home. The US wanted him moved to a genuine prison, forcing the Columbian Army to move him. The problem was Escobar in addition to the Football Pitch and Cinema, had built an Escape Tunnel...he escaped...!

1972 Chi Chi the Giant Panda dies
London’s Zoo star exhibit dies. Caught in 1955, the female Panda was stuffed and sent to London’s Natural History Museum. Panda’s come from a small Mountainous Forest area in China, or are they!!! we think they’ve been cross-bred by man...like the Shih Tzu...why else would Chi Chi be the symbol of WWF...?
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On This Day - Jul 21st
The Greeks Betrayed...
480 BC The Spartan 300
The Battle of Thermopylae, the Spartan King Leonidas and 300 warriors held out against 300,000 strong army of Persian King of Kings Xerxes, at a narrow pass. For 7 days they held out buying time for Greek reinforcements, that never came...
Betrayed by a local Greek, the Persians got behind the Spartans using a mountain track. None survived

323 BC Alexander The Great Born
The Macedonian King, tutored by Aristotle who would create the largest Empire the world has seen. Spanning from Greece through the Middle East and on to India. A brilliant warrior and general he was undefeated in battle...
Poisoned at the age of 32
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On This Day - Jul 20th
Photographic Evidence...?
1969 Moon Landings...
The Eagle Module has landed, piloted by Buzz Aldrin. Neil Armstrong takes the first steps on the moon...and the grainy film footage was beamed around the world live...
So the battery powered cameras, were deployed and focussed perfectly, on a rocky terrain...6hours later Eagle takes off, docks back with the Command Module...
All that effort...or was it filmed in Borehamwood, England...?
Ridiculous...

1919 Conqueror of Everest Born
Kiwi Edmund Hilary born, in 1953 he is the first man to climb Mount Everest. 6 feet behind him is Sherpa Tenzing.
On reaching the summit, the modest Hilary declined to have his photograph taken...
So, do you believe the photographs...?
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On This Day - Jul 19th
It’s just Business...
1814 Samuel Colt Revolvers Born
Colt was the inventor of the Colt revolver, a mass produced weapon that really kicked off when the Texas Rangers ordered 1,000. Of course being a weapons manufacturer he supplied guns to both the North and the South during the American Civil War.
When you live by the sword, you die by the sword...as one of the richest men in America, he died of gout...

1980 Moscow Olympics kick-off
The US boycott the games due to Russia’s invasion of Afghanistan, but 80 countries take part...the irony...This Olympics was best known for having ZERO failed drug tests!!!
The highlight of any Olympics, the 100m final...was one by a Scotsman...Alan Wells in 4hours and 16seconds...
Just kidding, it was 10.25seconds
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On This Day - Jul 18th
Public Image...?
1895 Machine Gun Kelly born
George “Machine Gun” Kelly born, The real gangster, not the “rapper”
Bootlegging during the prohibition era, but his main fame came from kidnapping wealthy businessmen...
He made history as the 1st major crime solved by J Edgar Hoover’s FBI, and sentenced under the Lindbergh Law.
He died in Alcatraz 21yrs later...

1950 Richard Branson Born
Maverick billionaire of the people or is there a darker story...?
The humble self-made record seller, who has strongly denied links to Epstein... apparently they just had breakfast... Yet another Billionaires fascination with space flight.
Virgin Galactic! Very fishy...
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On This Day - Jul 17th
Executions...?
2003 David Kelly dies
Iraq’s chief weapons inspector who committed “suicide”. Former head at Porton Down - UK’s Defence Science and Technology Experimental Lab - supposedly commits suicide with a pen knife, having taken 29 pain killers...
It’s that sexed-up dossier again and the Weapons of Mass Destruction, that never existed...

1918 Tzar Nicholas murdered
Tzar Nicholas aged 50, the Romanov and last Emperor of Russia and King of Poland is executed during the Bolshevik revolution. Along with his wife and 5 children, he is taken into a basement and met with a firing squad...
Were both men murdered...?
Maybe...
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