Francis

Pretend Human. Basket Weaving Champion. Educational Designer. Guitarist in Karate Break.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?

Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of…

FA: A passenger is in need of someone who formerly specialized in an obscure field of science that nobody can even pronounce and now basically does PPT arts and crafts.

Me: Well......shit.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

#Facebook #Meta #Metaverse #Sunblock

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Meta is moving 7,000 employees into roles focused on AI and consolidating them into four new organizations, according to a source familiar with the matter. https://t.co/bKyXH442s2

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Was he cut in half or something? And how are the Smashing Pumpkins suddenly qualified to do that type of surgery?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The Smashing Pumpkins have reunited Butch Vig in the studio for the first time since their Siamese Dream sessions over 30 years ago.

https://t.co/UEvypKEzdO

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

@Delta airlines Minneapolis is a total shit show today. Multiple delays due to “technical” issues with no end in sight.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Can someone purposely dial down Billy Corgan?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Billy Corgan believes rock music was “purposely dialed down” by outside forces in the late 1990s.

“Some people assert that the CIA was involved in all that. Again, above my pay grade, but I saw it happen. I did witness it happen.” https://t.co/lBS5hfLQxN

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Trump’s diaper must be overflowing onto the floor at this point. #SOTU #TrumpDump

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Just to be clear, this is what actual terrorism looks like, especially considering these Nazi fucks have now murdered two US citizens.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

As insane as this sounds, it’s true: Pam Bondi sent Minnesota officials a letter today saying ICE would leave the state if Minnesota turns over its voter files to the Trump Administration.

They’re openly using state violence as a bargaining chip to seize election infrastructure.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Clearly, Trump Dump has never seen the critically acclaimed D2: The Mighty Ducks.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Don’t start none, won’t be none. #MeltICE #TrumpDump #Minneapolis

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tricia McLaughlin: "They are pouring cold water on the ground so that our ICE law enforcement vehicles will slide, crash, and potentially kill them"

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

And what better way to show that than with an actor who famously moved to Australia at a young age. #IdiotsAreTakingOver #PropagandaMachine

[U.S. Department of Labor @USDOL]

We’ll never stop fighting for the American Way of Life.

AMERICA FIRST. AMERICANS FIRST.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Normally I’d say ICE can go fuck themselves, but I realize that might prove difficult considering they have such tiny penises.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Fixed it for you. #NaziFucksGoHome #AbolishICE

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STAND WITH ICE.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Look, I’m not saying Greg Bovino is an actual Oompa Loompa, but can anyone confirm his place of birth? #Loompaland #Whangdoodles

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

5' 2'' Nazi commander Greg Bovino thought he and his Gestapo posse of pussies were going to be able to take a piss in peace at Target — but the fascist shitstain was mistaken. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Every Minnesotan watching ICE Nazi’s bite it on their home turf:

[north star radio ☀️ @comrade_casey]

ICE AGENT EATS SHIT 😭😭😭

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

A protest is not a riot. But I wouldn’t expect folks who can barely read or write to understand that. #DeptOfHomelandInsecurity

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Do not bring your baby to a violent riot.

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Every time baby Elon tweets sounds like this:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is unfair!

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

It’s almost like there’s a real world analog to a 3D digital musical experience…..like a concert.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

James Cameron has co-directed a Billie Eilish concert movie that will be released in theaters on March 20, 2026.

The concert movie will also be presented in 3D.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Alan, it’s time

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Perfect example of how uneducated these MAGAsshats are. Calling on their 1984 overlords without even knowing basic laws. #LearnToRead

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hi @TheJusticeDept, did you see this??

[Francis @TickGoesClock]

Not sure who is operating the Sick New World presale, but they should be publicly flogged. Just saying.