Patch

I’m just here for a good time

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Welcome to Dallas, Coach May!

#MFFL

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

At US games we shouldn’t try to do chants. It sounds corny. Let’s see how Australia responds to 75k people doing this for 90 minutes

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

Liberal women don't even say anything, they just look at you like this and expect you to allow Western civilization to collapse.

[New Mexico Football @UNMLoboFB]

Awesome to have @JoshPateCFB visit the facility and have @Coach_Eck on the Pate State Speaker Series!

https://t.co/a7CDhShYIe

[Mark Hemingway @Heminator]

Not that long ago you would get called an election denier for saying this.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

Mood all Summer 🇺🇸

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Communists fucked up boiling water once so now we can't have cheap and efficient electricity

[Patch @TickyTackyTaco]

🐅🐅🐅

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

Kade Anderson��s pro debut is in the books 🫡

4 IP
5 H
0 ER
1 BB
6 K

The @MsPlayerDev No. 2 prospect recorded 12 whiffs and 43 strikes over 59 pitches for the Double-A @ARTravs.

(🎥@MiLBMariners)

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Democrats suck
Republicans suck.

What’s the solution?

[Patch @TickyTackyTaco]

Just ran into these dorks IRL. Why is it all old people and lesbians?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

No kings.

[Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 @TheMuppetPastor]

“No kings!” they yelled, listening to Bernie Sanders, who’s been in congress longer than the reign of Henry VIII.

[Andy @andy_buckler]

Drew Allar is a really good prospect if you literally never watch a single game of him or look at any of his stats

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

If you gotta stay in Albuquerque don’t stay in the Motel 6 off the interstate that’s by itself.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Stealing a truckload of Tucker Carlson branded nicotine pouches is like the plot to a zoomer reboot of THE FAST & THE FURIOUS

[Patch @TickyTackyTaco]

Top 10 movie

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

A Film Featuring:
Brad Pitt
Casey Affleck
Sam Rockwell
Jeremy Renner
Sam Shepard
Nick Cave

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

damn they got two bass pro shops

[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

JUST IN: Zipps Sports Grill hiring manager to plead guilty to charges following last month's federal raids at all Valley locations.
https://t.co/ZYzjmxJd4S

[Ned Stark @FantasyWorldW1]

"It was forged? On god?"

[space cadet 🇪🇺🌐🇩🇪 @actsmaniac]

I have a 1960s mindset.

1. Defeat the communists

2. Build more houses

3. Build more nuclear powerplants