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[an pigeon @imskytrash]

me online: blocked
me in real life: i wonder if this person doesn't like me because i can't process my emotions and ground myself in reality

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

[finishing TED talk]
so in conclusion I'm a sack of shit

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

who called them veterinarians and not dogtors

[Clarence The Seagull @clarencethegull]

@anlovelydovely @imskytrash well hello guys how's it going down there in hell

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of bread

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

almond milk is so expensive because it's so difficult to find their tiny little almond breasts

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

does it look like I'm fucken pretending

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

[is born] I didn't consent to this

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

I'm made of feathers, garbage, and evil .

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

thought I saw Donald Trump today but it turned out to be just my own shit .