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The story of your life is not your life, it's your story.

[Maryland DNR @MarylandDNR]

📰: Annual Horseshoe Crab Migration Returning to Maryland
Citizens Can Help Scientific Survey of Ancient Creature
https://t.co/QBpdf3FWXW

[EVE @Tidewatereve]

@doctordave It’s a masterpiece.

[American Museum of Natural History @AMNH]

On #NationalPoopDay, we share ancient poop! Can you guess what made this well-preserved mess found in Mylodon Cave, Chile? The answer: a giant ground sloth! This animal's bones have been found near early human remains, hinting that both species used the same caves.💩

[👻 Simpsons Quotes �� @Simpsons_tweets]

"We must move forward, not backward. Upward not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling, towards freedom."

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the dinosaurs. 🦖

Well, it may just be the heat. Summer inspires us all (let’s be honest, not all of us), to go outside and explore the great outdoors.

If you do head out, remember that high temperatures can bring the risk of heat illness.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Obi-Wan is the most hunted person in the galaxy and he refuses to shave his beard? Keep the mustache, maybe. Add a fedora. Become a jean-jacket guy. Mix it up, dude.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

End the filibuster. Codify #RoeVWade with a national law protecting abortion rights. Expand the Supreme Court. Stop this horrifying injustice in its tracks.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

May The Fourth Be Just Another Random Day To Some... But We Know Better

#MayThe4thBeWithYou_ALL

[EVE @Tidewatereve]

@doctordave @davidgilmour You’ll be brilliant!

[👻 Simpsons Quotes 🎃 @Simpsons_tweets]

"This is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today: Part four of our series of 'The agonizing pain in which I live every day'."

[EVE @Tidewatereve]

@kateesackhoff @NetflixGeeked Can’t wait!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I hope William Shatner doesn't have unrealistic expectations of what space is like.

[EVE @Tidewatereve]

@doctordave @PlanetFitness Sounds like you just found your $million app idea. Get coding!

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Guest host @levarburton is reading next week’s clues and categories!

As part of his appearance, Jeopardy! will donate to his chosen charity, Reading Is Fundamental. @RIFWEB

[EVE @Tidewatereve]

@Sethrogen Looks like dribbles of frosting. I approve.

[EVE @Tidewatereve]

@Go_Flakes @RiffTrax How did I not know this was a fav of yours?! Mine as well!

[Cheryl Lenker 😎✌️🌵 @msharleyluxury]

@whatsuptucson coyote chasing roadrunner #beepbeep