 ☭ Jacob Tiedt ☭ 𓅋

Husband, Father, International man of mystery, Professional pirate, Commie bastard ☭ patiently awaiting that glorious nuclear fire ☢️ married to @prittykitty32

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Get in the flask!

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@rainnwilson

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@goyoelburro3 @Shay26994129 Shit that’s a nice little pocket knife!

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Big news!!! The wooden buttholes are now 50% off!!! Get yours for only $2.50!!!

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@goyoelburro3 @Shay26994129 Hell yeah I love it !!!

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@FossilLocator This is what I would like my driveway to be made of

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The Elder Gods are speaking.

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@goyoelburro3 @Shay26994129 Yeah that’s a good point lol

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@goyoelburro3 @Shay26994129 I was thinking if it didn’t lock a vigorous overhand chop motion might make the blade deploy?

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Still haven’t sold a single wooden butthole….

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@goyoelburro3 @Shay26994129 Hell yeah that’s badass, does the blade lock in the closed position as well?

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Tornado watch in Campbell 😂

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@SSgtKotyk Shoots 35mm Movie Film

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@gnomepuddlefen Yeah I’ve only seen them at dollar generals, definitely not as common as they used to be

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@gnomepuddlefen

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@gnomepuddlefen They’re sold at the dollar general I work at! They’re my favorite

[John Palladino @AGrimBastard]

The Trials of Ashmount keeps hovering right below the top 100 for Fantasy. If you don't have the ebook and wanna give it a try it's only $.99 and might just propel it into the top 100, which would be amazing! Also I'd think you'd be pretty cool 😎

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@ChesterPMcC 🤣

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…..no way 🙄