Tife💕Thomas🩷

🌷 Digital diary of a professional lover girl 🎀
🌷 Relationships | Reflections | Random thoughts 💫
🌷 Tweeting my way through life, one day at a time 🩷

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

I really wanna grow on here, if you ever come across my page, please follow me 🥹.

[Solitary Yin @Primordial_Yin]

Day one almost took my life
Check the comment section for the rest of it

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

@Primordial_Yin Love you right back boo❤️

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

Heyyy guysss, I’m the friend he featured in his writing. I know it might have looked insensitive! but I’m so glad that we were posted to the same state! I just can’t imagine doing “camp” (another word for hell) alone! Sorry not sorry. I need my friend to be in it with me.

[Solitary Yin @Primordial_Yin]

I don’t even know what to call this, any ideas? I’m thinking 21 days in camp,sounds generic as hell 😭💔

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

To be honest, I know exactly how you feel. To be so close to having a chapter of your life planned out in the most meaningful way it can be, and then have something ruin the entire dream that you haven’t even experienced personally, but only from a distance.

[Solitary Yin @Primordial_Yin]

I don’t even know what to call this, any ideas? I’m thinking 21 days in camp,sounds generic as hell 😭💔

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

@Primordial_Yin Heyyy guysss, I’m the friend he featured in his writing. I know it might have looked insensitive! but I’m so glad that we were posted to the same state! I just can’t imagine doing “camp” (another word for hell) alone! Sorry not sorry. I need my friend to be in it with me.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

The security man in our office didn't come to work today because his wife put to bed.

The tradition in our office is that whenever a staff member has a major celebration, like a wedding or child dedication, everyone contributes ₦20,000 towards a gift and support.

So HR said we shouldn't wait until the baby dedication since the man would really need the money now. The company would sort it out first and then deduct the ₦20,000 contribution from each of our salaries at the end of the month.

There are 11 of us in the office, so the plan was for everyone to contribute ₦20,000, making ₦220,000 in total. ₦20,000 would be used to buy diapers, while the remaining ₦200,000 would be transferred to his account.

Then a lady in Accounting said, "Why should we contribute ₦20,000 for a common gateman? He doesn't even earn up to that amount as salary. She has a lot of expenses this month. Let's just do ₦5,000 each."

The annoying part is that this same lady had an appendix operation not long ago, and nobody complained when the whole office contributed to support her.

Some people are naturally wicked.

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

A guy I’ve been seeing invited me to his home, we had what I assumed was a nice time just for him to send me this when I got back home 😐😐

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

The woman I’m dating stayed over one night.
The next morning, she got out of bed, stepped onto my bedroom floor, and let out this little yelp.
“Ow… your floor is freezing cold.”
Then she laughed and tiptoed all the way to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
I just stood there watching her.
I didn’t say anything.
But I remembered it.
The following week, I bought a soft little rug and placed it on her side of the bed.
Right where she always gets up.
A few days later, she stayed over again.

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

Did you get a good morning text today? My type🥹

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

Things I want in my man:
-Must be a virgin
-Must be submissive
-Must not talk back
-Must cook and clean
-Must dress modest

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

Happy Sunday everyone 🥰💕

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

Have you met me?🫠🥲

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

I think I’m a music omnivore🩷

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

Brymo is sooooo good!🥹❤️@everythingBrymo

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

A virtuous man.

[AndyJnr ° Umaru  @AndyjnrUmaru]

My salary is 300k, i gave my girlfriend 250k. what am I??

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

God! Hear my cry o lord.

[Oluwabukola🌸 @Bukolababii]

I met this man yesterday, and today he bought me an iPhone 17😩

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

I can have Both!

[Lola💎 @ComfortLolaa]

If you had to choose between marrying for love or marrying for peace, which one are you picking??

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

lol! He introduced me, his mum said I wasn’t “meek and calm” for his type of person. Mind you his type of person was that he “yells, argues a lot, and has anger issues”. Basically she was looking for a coping mechanism for his flaws, not a wife. Wouldn’t have married him anyway.

[Andra🎀 @SOghenerukewe]

Relationship is serious when your man introduce you to his mom, otherwise you are still single.

[soph @ngbarsophie]

Honestly liking a man has never benefited me in any way.

[Tife💕Thomas🩷 @Tife_Thomas]

It’s called Gaslighting. He is a narcissist.

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

What is it called when someone does something they know will hurt you, then they blame you for reacting?