Tiffany Downing

probably stuck in construction

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

A simple choice:

An America that separates kids from their parents and dumps LEGAL asylum seekers on our streets...

- or -

A country that lives up to its ideals, cares for its children, and provides food, medical care, and shelter for families in need.

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

My new hobby is online shopping for things I think I want then reading all the reviews until I hate it. It’s fun, depressing, and never ending because you’ll never find anything that you can trust

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I just realized.. why does that lady park so far away in that Good RX commercial when she’s taking her kids into the dark sketchy pharmacy and they have all those front open spots they pass

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

Pre-Noah it always took me forever to fall asleep now I can fall asleep with my eyes open while sitting at my desk staring at my computer.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Clearest sign that @realDonaldTrump’s #FakeTrumpEmergency is not legitimate? The President himself says he didn’t need to declare a national emergency – it’s just a faster way to force taxpayers to foot the bill after Congress wouldn’t let him have his way.

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I swear you go into the drs office with one problem and come out with two, the first one you started with and chronic back pain from sitting in a chair with no back for an hour

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I don’t understand the hype over Bird Box it wasn’t even that great. The real mystery is why is no one talking about Puppies crash Christmas on Hulu? Definitely recommend if you want to watch something life changing

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I got an email from VS and at the bottom it said free shipping for orders over $100 and at first I thought it said $1,000 and I wasn’t even surprised

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I think next Friday’s good but thanks

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

It should be a law that everywhere has free shipping on cyber Monday.

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I wonder if me and my multiple personalities would count for the 2+ for the HOV lane

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

Sounds like something a bank would say

[NPR @NPR]

What if loans are actually a good thing? https://t.co/wFXP8jzMhl

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

While Trump had you focused
on a caravan of immigrants

an American
killed 12 people in a a bar

an American
killed 11 people in a synagogue

an American
sent pipe bombs to other Americans

an American
tried to shoot up a black church

an American
killed black people at a Kroger

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

Donald Trump just called my office just to tell me to vote republican and to stop those nasty radicals. We didn’t have to deal with this during Obama #Obamacomehome

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

Michael: “I need to go get something to eat so that I can deal with you”
That’s pretty fair tbh

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

@shararoseelder Lol I’ve always hated stores and restaurants who answer their phone like that because they are all liars

[Joshh . @Highly_SleptOn]

Someone tweeted “Imagine a country where a shoe ad is more controversial than a school shooting”

Yikes.

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I don’t understand why old people think they’re so entitled to get discounts just for being old. Congrats you lived this long that doesn’t mean you can get ~double~ senior discount

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

@aesamples It will never change

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

I’m the funniest person I know

[Tiffany Downing @TiffanyDowning]

@bekahmazza One Direction news is the only news I care about