Tiffany Lacy

Culinary Goddess, Dog Lover, Book/Technology Junkie

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@dog_rates how do you rate this adorable German Shepherd?

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Is the sound this awful on all @nbc football games or did someone just forget to adjust the volume so you can hear the booth over the field?

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Me: There's not a bag on the counter?
Hubs: Yeah, but I'm not cutting a new one.

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In case you were wondering what marriage is about:
Me (to dogs): remember that time daddy made us breakfast tacos?
Hubs: you want breakfast tacos?
Me: oh, don't go to any trouble for me, but I'd eat some if you were making them.
Hubs (opening pan cabinet): Where's the big pan?

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Me: Top shelf.
Hubs (opening various other cabinets, muttering): top shelf...top shelf...what does that even mean?
Me: Of the cabinet with the pans!
Hubs: there's a shelf in this cabinet??
(We've lived in this house 6 years)
Hubs: We're out of onions

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Everyone talking about the @PopeyesChicken sandwich vs the @ChickfilA sandwich - have you tried the customer service at both? 😂 #didtheyhavetokillthechickenbackthere

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Hubs didn't appreciate me singing "I've got @verizon" while he's on speaker in hour 4 of the hostage situation with @sprint 😂🤷

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Doubtful our forefathers intended the 6th Amendment to protect people who don't think it should be illegal to make a u-turn.

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Marriage: my husband's mad I didn't order him a piece of the cake he said he didn't want.

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I'm at a point where I'm willing to start calling some variation of frozen pizza and taquitos the "house special".

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Happy Mother's Day weekend.

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Only took 2 decades to learn how to make turkey bacon crispy: air fryer.

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Husband just referred to me as "the snack lady" to our daughter and TBH that's a pretty fair description of motherhood.

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PSA: if you have never cooked PB&J like a grilled cheese then your life isn't as complete as it could be.

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#MarriedLife

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One of the greatest injustices of our time is that one serving of dressing is woefully inadequate to cover one serving of lettuce.

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If y'all really want to know how hard aging hit you try showing your kids how to do a cartwheel.

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"I have not had enough coffee for this" - Me, every Wednesday before testing

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When it rains on Halloween & no one comes is it wrong to ask your husband to go outside and pretend to trick or treat? Asking for a friend.

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When your man tells you to pack light...