Tiffany Wade

It is better to fix people than a lawn gnome.

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

#NotOkay - I can't think of one month in my adult life that I HAVEN'T been sexually harassed or assaulted... and I'm one of the lucky ones.

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Finally watching the sit-down between Bernie and Killer Mike. So good. #FeelTheBern #dontfeedthefascists

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

The seeds of every Christmas tree are actually Jesus's tears of joy while listening to Ronald Reagan speeches. #MerryChristmasStarbucks

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Santa Claus is the 4th Wise Man. He got lost following Rudolph instead of the North Star. It's why he brings gifts #MerryChristmasStarbucks

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Every snowman is a representation of Christ on the cross. Like, sticks for arms? Could you be more obvious? #MerryChristmasStarbucks

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

This just in: Ben Carson declares Starbucks #WarOnChristmas b/c Jesus bites snowflakes into every special pattern. #MerryChristmasStarbucks

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Fact Check: Carly Fiorina's flawed portrayal of female job losses under Obama https://t.co/cil54V2Mcv #GOPDebate

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

"Without change, we'll be the first generation that leaves our children worse off than us." -Rubio
Oh sweetie..that's cute.
#GOPDebate

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Jon, you were always the honest, biting source I trusted. Wish you joy and rest, and hope @TheDailyShow is still in good hands. #JonVoyage

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Okay guys, now I'm gonna go watch Jon Stewart's last show to feel better about life. #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Really Ben? YOU'RE going to deny racial tension in America? Bad enough you're the only one they asked... #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Kasich, though. Where did you come from? How did you get here? Speaking of respect and kindness on GOP stage? #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Jesus told me I'm gonna be president. You can't argue with Jesus. Boom. Lawyered. #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie #meaninglessmicdrop

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Funny how Israel is protected as the Chosen Land...but you still believe the Jews are all going to hell... #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

"The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things." Out of the mouths of babes. #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Ronald Reagan, the GOP patron saint of bullshit. #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

All human life is worthy of protection. Unless you're a woman. Or a POC. Or poor. Or non-Christian. #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

My new roommate just suggested we just blow up Iran entirely. "Not even a lizard can live" ...this is gonna get ugly... #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

All we need to do is bully people more. That will definitely make people respect us. Not hate us or anything. #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie

[Tiffany Wade @TiffanyRaphaela]

Rule changer - drink every time someone says the phrase "I'm the only guy on this stage who..." #GOPDebate #debatewithBernie