Tiffiny Li (Tiff)

Curioso, Nerdo, Wierdo Creative and Codero?

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Always book a table for 3. You, your guest and their phone.

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Is it a pigeon or is it rain?

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Feeling good. Exercising on the StairMaster: Stand & Wait Escalator Model

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Morgan Freeman should always give out the last award. #oscars

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Who said the Oscars weren’t diverse? We got droids, minions and toys presenting. #OscarsSoWhite

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If The Room wins, I hope it inspires zoo born baby pandas to harrowingly escape The Enclosure. #oscars

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Missing Pop-Up Video sound FX #oscars #education

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Shiny stage. Surprising that the actors don't get lost in their reflections. #oscars

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Count on Kanye to always go for big: ego, butts & debt

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Feeding my social channels like I’ve been feeding my pet newt at age 5. Infrequently & not nearly enough. Where are my social media parents?

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My parents are a different kind of snowbird, they migrate toward cruise ships. #winter

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North Korea testing H-bombs. Now everybody is dropping F-bombs.

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Finally saw Star Wars. Now I can freely roam the internet and go where no man has gone before… wait. #starwars #movies

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The Martian is a just one big ad placement for duct tape. #DIY #movies

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Shortbread. Short on bread. Tall on butter. Wide on hips.

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Creepery is the best form of flattery.

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You should tweet that.

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My brain is pink udon.

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No wonder so many comedians are depressed. Everyone laughs at them.

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Just hold on… the photos on my iPhone are developing.

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Heart of Ice & Elektra. I have won #Blackfriday #Batman @MondoNews