jason bourne its jesus christ

|Murphy's Law| CU Grad, Teacher, USMC Infantry. Anything worth doing in life is worth overdoing, moderations for cowards. Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose.

[jason bourne its jesus christ @TigerCamel66]

Southern Arizona has entered the chat

[Ian Munsick @IanMunsick]

I love the smell of cow shit in the mornin’

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

🥹

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

It was a helluva ride Lane 🦅

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Here’s an updated look at the Eagles offensive line:

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Benefit of being ass is we’re about to lose a lot of the bandwagon fans that started watching this team in 2024.

[The Giovanni Show Podcast @GioThePodcaster]

congratulations on your retirement my guy @LaneJohnson65 🙏 gonna miss seeing you on the field man

[Trending Topic 🤷🏾‍♂️ @BigTicket73]

LOVE YOU BROTHER!!!! Always and forever!!!!!Thank you for everything man!!!! All the laughs,all the long talks,all the cries forever love you bro!!! Enjoy Retirement Hall of Famer!!! You deserve it!!!! @LaneJohnson65

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.”

🦅

[Jeff Stoutland @CoachStoutland]

It is extremely rare to come across a player like @LaneJohnson65. Extremely rare

In the spring of 2013, I found myself on a field in East Texas working out a young Lane Johnson. I believe he was 22 years old

All these years later, to say I am proud of the career you built and the man you became would be an understatement. A Hall of Fame career. It’s been a privilege and honor to have coached you.

I am so proud of you, Lane

[Shriya Saini @ShriyaSainii]

i better not see any lane slander. i’m happy he prioritized his mental health, and i’m forever grateful for what he put himself and his body through to help us win 2 rings. hall of famer.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

I have 2 thoughts right now:

1) There will never be another Lane Johnson.

2) Pissing off Jeff Stoutland enough to make him leave the team was the worst possible move.

#Eagles

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

There will be no Coastie slander from this account. They do a good job.

[JC | (Superbowl 59 Champs) GO BIRDS!!🦅 🦅 @JcSportsTalk20]

At least we can say that we saw one of the best offensive line in football play together and won a Super bowl🏆🥹

#Eagles

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Nick Sirianni:

"I don't think we know our identity of what we want to be"

YOU ARE THE HEAD COACH IN YEAR 6?!

#Eagles

[Sierra @sierrajasso4]

This is painfully funny. The injury makes me sick but this clip at least makes me slightly laugh so I don’t cry

[Davon E. 🌰 @GoodFellah91]

Been an Eagles fan since 2000 if y’all think this is a dark time then you just haven’t lived long enough 😂.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-bangs 10s
-gets in bar fights 1-on-3
-trucks motherfuckers to spring teammates for TDs
-saves coach’s daughter from getting taken advantage of at a party
-smashes his friend’s girlfriend (scumbag move) but lets friend punch him in the face as punishment (honorable)
-takes the blame for his brother’s felony so his nephew doesn’t grow up with a dad in prison
-doesn’t have Instagram
-loves his hometown

American fucking hero.

[jason bourne its jesus christ @TigerCamel66]

I know its been a wagon wheel theme, but i think im officially there on moving on from the HC man.

[Cluggs 🧀🦌 @Cluggs00]

How is it that a $300 billion dollar league has blind retards officiating its games every weeks

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Howie and Nick watched Jurgens be dog shit and single handedly blow up 5+ plays every game for 4 games in a row.

Bench your overpaid liability, you cowards.

#Eagles