Guinness the Cat

No longer free to roam outside, I've decided to overthrow my captor & conquer the world. Sometimes Human Servant hijacks my Twitter. She's annoying.

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@BaselessReality @Xenta777 This is terrible, but valuable information. @Xenta, make sure you see this.

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@Ray90722167 @TheBlackDred @TheRevy @realDonaldTrump @GOP *only because he sees everything as 'unfair' when it's not exactly what he wants.

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@Ray90722167 @TheBlackDred @TheRevy @realDonaldTrump @GOP I would think if that were possible, 45 would have had a field day replacing justices by now.

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@40EA @Prymus77 @heyjolly @danielsgoldman @realDonaldTrump Exactly, EA. If his supporters really wanted to see him, they would have been there tickets or no tickets, but they weren't. I absolutely love that his hopes were elevated so high & dashed so brutally. Simply beautiful.

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@entasisX

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@entasisX Confirmed how?

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She met me with a wet cloth to wipe out my mouth. Much better! #CatsOfTwitter #FrogsTasteGross

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I caught a frog tonight. Within seconds, I had 6" of thick, ropey drool. Human Servant was there, so I ran to her...
#CatsOfTwitter

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@ronniescat I <3 Megan after that interview! She freely admits to her faults (can't wait to hear her loud snoring! lmao) & seems like a fun person.#bb19

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#MyGrandExitIncludes bipedals looking stunned & wondering how a cat managed to take over the world.
#CatsOfTwitter #SoonMyFutureHumanPets

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@Absinthglass I'm gonna need some photos of authentic Caribbean cuisine!

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Retweet this picture if you think this CatMan level is on infinity

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@SweetPeaTexas I'm sure it will be.

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@JP54045566 @kylegriffin1 This link talks about that particular newspaper image & confirms its existence as real:
https://t.co/cbNUwPxJ3E

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#IveAlwaysWanted to overthrow the human race, but my cohorts nap too often for us to get anything done.#CatsOfTwitter #WakeUpAndDoMyBidding

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@tinatruaxauthor

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1:30 a.m. -- the perfect time to sing the songs of my ancestors! I prefer the hallway for its accoustics.
#CatsOfTwitter
#YowlAtTheMoon

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@GTK54 @CartaMonir It looks worse than it's meant to be, I assure you!
#MyHugsLookLikeTackles

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@GTK54 @CartaMonir I wish I could hug you or buy you a beer, Gary.

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@boston_girl79 "NO! This is where I live now!"