I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.
I love that Buzz didn’t even have to mess around with his imposter like that and could’ve just shown his mark from the get-go, but he wanted to do it anyway 🤣
as I walked by a group of teenagers, one of them said to the others "remember that time u stuck ur finger in my butthole." it caught me off guard and I burst out laughing, and when I turned back to look at them they all cheered and laughed that they got me, and I laughed too