Tilton_

Coffee enthusiast. Mama of x2 Satans. @nailedit_tilton on Instagram for nail porn 💆🏻‍♀️

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@sky are an absolute JOKE OF A COMPANY

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@MrJamesMahon Looks fire doesn’t it!

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Can I borrow someone’s dad tomorrow 🥺

Buying my first car and need a dad with me.

Mines too poorly to travel and can’t get on the floor to look under it and triple check everything 😭

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Wish I could of hugged my dad today 🥺

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I don’t think I’ll never understand the lies.

Why can’t you just be fucking honest.

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I messaged my dad yesterday and asked him if he wanted me and my girls in his life.

He didn’t reply.

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@WhatsApp time to create a folders update where you can create folders to add groups to.
My brain needs that kind of organisation.

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@Chris14Allen Fuck off 😩

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Alright someone find me these trainers again. They were a khaki fly knit.

Size 8.
Swear I’ll start going to the gym again.

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Tilts’ top tips for summer.

Order your favourite large coffee. When they say ‘anything else?’ say ‘cold, with ice please’ at @CostaCoffee because ‘they don’t do large iced drinks due to calorie intake’ 🥸👍🏻

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At 32 I’ve got my first ear infection, and obviously not by half. It’s SEVERE, and I’ve never felt pain like it. I’ve got drops and antibiotics, but what else can I do to help ease the pain 😭 It’s so swollen and spreading down my neck. Urgent bloods booked today.

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When you’ve had quad strength cordial there’s absolutely no way your going back to the OG weak piss strength.

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Did the most sensible thing I’ve ever done last night, chose to drive to and from a wedding.

Instead of a hangover my chest infection got worse and kept me and Halle up most of the night 🙃
should have had that wine instead.

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Bet the Queens blitzed being tucked into bed by her butler with a bru!

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Never thought I’d see my dad again 3 and a half years later, he got to see sienna again who was 5 by this point and Halle was 6 weeks old when she met him. This is a special moment I’m so glad I was able to capture for them both!

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@not_moby Hasn’t it just! She got Crash bandicoot for her switch which was a real moment! That made me feel OLD! Hope you’re well! X

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My eldest turned 6 yesterday and my littlest crawled on her birthday 💞

What a day! So grateful to our family and our friends for making our girls day super special!

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Right, following last nights tweets. Mates suggest it could be a foot pump for air bed, but I’m not convinced.

[Ryan Maughan 🦏 @MrMuffHead]

@Tilton_ Sounds like it could be the classic 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000, blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus and a non-drip nut collection tray