Tilt Tyree

livin' life to the halfest!

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@ActuallyBerg I just ate at Bludso’s yesterday... soooo good

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#CURATORBATTLE #CreepiestObjects uh... where is the museum of Jurassic technology in this battle? Every exhibit is creepier than the last and would own this battle

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@hey_big_guy Thanks Levin... love you back

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It may not happen this year... but I will eventually die because I couldn’t afford health care. I know a lot of people in this situation. My mom will die because she can’t afford the health care she needs as I watch her quality of life diminish. #universalhealthcare

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@CentralCasting I keep trying to register on your site but every time I do I keep getting an error message... what can I do?

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@KeikoAgena @patrickcotnoir What dates do you have booked?

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This is tomorrow night.
No tickets needed.

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@rainnwilson Do it

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Lou Diamond Phillips just retweeted my upcoming show! I maybe could die now... like, after the show

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

Break a leg, my friend! Bring the funny!

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.@TiltTyree + me. Two-Person Improv. Let’s pack the @PackTheater, baybee. 💕

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@TaikaWaititi thank you for making jojo rabbit. Incredible!

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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Oh no! You cant go to civil war on account of your bone spurs! What ever will happen

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@rainnwilson parcheesi hashtag parcheesi

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@alex_backes @AmericanAir Hahahaha I love that their reply is... oh you hated flying with us? Please fly again. Thank you

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Pumpkin spice latte is made OUT OF PEEEEOOPLLLLEEEE (people spelled out for dramatic effect) #starbucks #psl #PumpkinSpice #soylentgreen

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@elonmusk since I kind of consider you like a real life Tony stark... could you please put out the fires in the Amazon? Please and thank you.

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@MADE__USA @realDonaldTrump This dude shot up a Walmart... in El Paso.... are you trying to tell me there weren’t any cowboys with concealed weapons who could have stopped this guy... at a Walmart? Your myth is bullshit

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@senatemajldr Do turtles even pray bro?

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#TrumpsTerrorists So I guess Trumps plan after all was to incite his base to the point of having so many mass shootings that Mexico will build the wall to keep Americans out.